; thank you to everyone that came out and enjoyed the gender reveal of my hamster

; for all of you who didn't go... FUCK U!

; ok wow.

; i went just to make sure he didnt name it stan

; whats its gender?

; are u ready?

; yeah i guess

; drum roll, please

; bbbbuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbmmmmm

; its a boy

; IT'S A BOY!!!!

; lol

; fuck u stan

; whats its name?

; if u so interested in him, why didnt u come?

; it was a lovely evening. there was chips and water

; my favorite part was the ending

; i liked that too

; ok dora^

; wait... nvrmnd. i liked the ending too ;)))

; ew, richie we dont need to know

; listen bevy, i dont fuck and tell, okay.

; yes u do

; fuck u stan

; wow, two in 5 minutes! im impressed

; whats its name?

; right, right. his name is pussy, in honor of stan

; why couldnt u be normal?

; we didnt fuck!

; they dont need to know that eds

; wtf

; so u lied to me

; wtf is going on

; what the hell stan, i did no such thing

; im so confused...

; did they fuck or not?

; stan is making shit up! i did say anything

; yeah right, u probably even told gretta

; fuck her

; when we first talked u said u wanted to fuck her

; yeah, but like, not anymore

; i wanna leave, how do i leave

; fuck one of u for not having an iphone

; ^

; im sorry, samsung is better

; thats a fucking lie ben

; lmao im gonna go make popcorn hahaha

; stan, this is ur fault

; how is it his fault ur the one who told him

; I DID NOT

; wait u actually fucked? lmao this just got better

; we didnt fuck, stan

; see. i told u i didnt say anything to him

; well then what did u do

; no lalalalalalalalalala im not listening

; can u take this convo elsewhere

; im gonna drive my car off a cliff if u dont stop

; ^same, but just for fun

; omg stan stop. please stop, ur gonna make me cry

; why? its a fucking joke

; yeah it is

; well it wasnt last year

; are u fucking serious Richie? u literally swore

; what the fuck is happening

; omg

; dude.

; sorry, sorry, sorry sorry sorry stan im so sorry

; well what if i out u!

; this isnt good

; i know bev, i know

; y, dont they always fight

; not like this

; no, please dont

; i'll do it

; ok, lets just calm down alright

; yeah, lets calm down

; stan, please. im begging you.

; stan, dude he is crying

; and how do u know?

; i called him like 10 minutes ago

; stan. stop, ur best friends

; fine. fuck u!

; ok...

a/n i didnt see this chapter ending like this... sorry.

what do u think richie did... or has... or wants...???