; hey spaghetti

; hi rich

; so... have you already found another man to fuck?

; richie, its saturday, i haven't gone anywhere to meet anyone

; so you're still at your new place

; yeah. and this apartment building sucks

; so you're still in your room?

; yes, richie, im still in my room

; did ya unpack yet?

; not fully.

; im not even sure i should unpack. i mean im just gonna go off to college in a few months

; so you sittin on your bed?

; yeah. why?

; ((((;

; no.

; aw

; no

; please

; NO, Richie!

; fine

; i wanna come visit you

; richie, its been like 47 hours since we last saw each other

; i think you'll be fine

; but a whole fucking week till i see you again...

; richie, can i ask you something

; yeah. of course eds

; do your parents know we are dating?

; well i told them, but i dont know if they remember

; oh.

; does your mom?

; no...

; why not?

; im to scared to tell her

; take her to see love, Simon and then tell her

; or ooo better yet take her to see the movie and then ill be hiding behind a trashcan and then we can tell her together

; idk rich

; please! its an excuse to see a movie, see me, and tell your mom

; i'll think about it richie

; if you dont think about it ill come to your apartment and sneak attack you

; that doesnt sound so bad

; well then maybe ill do both

; lol

; you'll never see me coming, eddie

; but u just said you were

; but i never said when

; bitch when is prom

; idk hoe

; find out bc i want to go

; huh... we'll see

; no. we are going. ill aske bev if i have to

; im pretty sure she is gonna go with ben

; no, i meant i was gonna ask her when it is

; oh oh oh

; yeahhhh

; guess what eddie

; you got jealous of stan?

; well, no, not this time

; *rolls eyes into a different dimension*

; i was just gonna tell you to go on instagram, look at my post, and like it

; sigh. ok.

; well dont get too excited.

; ha ha

-On Instagram-

(just pretend this pic is of richie, stan, and one of stans friends that richie has never met before, we'll call him... whats a basic name?... i was gonna say jack but then i remembered jack dylan grazer... so we'll call him todd... is that good?...,and the person taking the picture is bev)

trashmouthtozier

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: getting high cause i miss my spaghetti, but also to get out of my own head.

bgrkngslut; why do you miss spaghetti? just make more

stan.uris; dude, stop moping around, its not like you broke up

badassbeverly; why does no one ever give me pic credit when i deserve pic credit?

trashmouthtozier; @stan.uris i miss him though

trashmouthtozier; @brgrkngslut lolol

trashmouthtozier; @badassbeverly sorry, pic cred to her

denbroughbill; getting high doent help your hurt, richie, it makes it worse

trashmouthtozier; thanks big bill, but i prefer to suffor my own way @denbroughbill

brgrkngslut; also this is a fucking hot picture... are any of you single?

stan.uris; i know you do richie, but come on its been a day

trashmouthtozier; srry to disappoint but im taken, @stan.uris is taken, and @badassbeverly is taken, but ask todd

todd_ddot; ur a cool dude, im glad i metcha

trashmouthtozier; metcha? @todd_ddot

todd_ddot; met ya... metcha.. smh, i though you were cool

_mikehanlon; smoke weed e're day

trashmouthtozier; @_mikehanlon not on my watch. not. on. my. watch

stan.uris; oof, @brgrkngslut, and im gay.. so...

bennyboyhanscom; eddie's gonna be pisssssssed

trashmouthtozier; false.- D.S. @bennyboyhanscom

bennyboyhanscom; D.S.?

brgrkingslut; mmk sorry... @stan.uris, @trashmouthtozier, @badassbeverly

trashmouthtozier; dwight schrute... i thought it was obvious @bennyboyhanscom

kaspbrak; ben is right... sorta.. im not pissed im just flabbergasted. but also its a really hot picture of you.