《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》shrek
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; once i saw a movie that scarred me for life
; what movie was it
; am i going to laugh
; if you laugh, i sue
; u cant sue me for laughing at you
; then i wont tell you
; noooo tell usssss
; fine
; im ready
; percy jackson
; wait why?
; cause i was six or seven when i saw it and the lady that turns people into stone has always scared the shit out of me
; hahahahaha
; you want me to turn into a lady with snake hair and turn you to stone?
; is the lady hot
; omg
; what about a lady w snake hair?
; stan is scared of the thing from percy jackson
; Medusa? she is freaky as hell
; THANK YOU
; but i wasnt scarred by that movie
; i was scarred by the first 2 minutes of ink heart
; what?!
; all it was, was a little girl going through a children's storybook
; the first 2 minutes was of the wife getting eaten by a wolf cause the dad read little red riding hood. and whatever he read from that book, it happened.
; what the fuck. was it a kid movie?
; yeah
; i was scarred by the luck of the irish
; like wtf a kid shrinking 3 feet when he's supposed to be playing basketball
; i was scarred by shrek
; thats a cinematic masterpiece
; billiam, u live a sad life
; i know
; but my favorite movie was: catch that kid
; orlando bloom and kristen stewert and that guy who plays norman bates older brother in bates motel
; my favorite movie was hotel for dogs
; dont call me a fucking girl, but i liked holiday in the sun starring mary-kate and ashley olsen
; i liked sandlot
; ha gayyy
; wtf
; u liked hotel for dogs
; so?
; thats a girl movie
; movies dont have genders, theyre movies
; ^^^^
; ha!
; whatever. sandlot isnt a gay movie
; dude, ive never even seen sandlot
; same here
; i think ive seen it, like once
; u guys are missing out
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