《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》Salty stan's a bitch ass hoe
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Who toucha my spaghett; bitch listen to this
Big dick Rich; yes hon?
Who toucha my spaghett; I'm in love
Big dick Rich; with me I hope
Who toucha my spaghett; no.
Who toucha my spaghett; well, yes. But no rn bc I'm not talking about a person
Big dick Rich; I see
Who toucha my spaghett; I'm in love with the song Northern California
Big dick Rich; well, I'm glad your not in love with someone else
Big dick Rich; we would've had a problem, and it wouldn't have been settled well
Who toucha my spaghett; what do you mean by that? Lol
Big dick Rich; well if you fell out of love with me and into love with someone else I would be so devastated and upset that I'd have to sleep with stan.
Big dick Rich; and we don't want that now, do we
Who toucha my spaghett; ew Rich wtf
Big dick Rich; well he has a nice soothing voice, and I'm sure I could persuade him into FuCking me
Salty stan; that's incorrect
Salty stan; I'm in a relationship and you guys are gonna get married
Who toucha my spaghett; oh, we are??
Salty stan; yeah. It says so in richies journal
Big dick Rich; ha ha ha it's a diary
Big dick Rich; so jokes on you
Big dick Rich; wait-
Who toucha my spaghett; hahahahaha
Salty stan; now shut the fuck up about fucking me and fuck your hand instead
Big dick Rich; STANLEY
Who toucha my spaghett; I'm ded 😂😂😂😂
Big dick Rich; salty Stan's a bitch ass hoe
Salty stan; we all know that's what you're doing rn. It that picture of Eddie that you said you were gonna throw out
Who toucha my spaghett; 🙄
Big dick Rich; Oof Stan's right
Who toucha my spaghett; ew I didn't need to know that
Salty stan; me either
Big dick Rich; aww stanthony I know your watching me through my window
Salty stan; ha ha ha very funny
Who toucha my spaghett; so... how's pussy?
Big dick Rich; aww eds, you can't trick me like that. I haven't had any pussy since we got together
Salty stan; he meant your hamster you dipshit
Who toucha my spaghett:^^
Big dick Rich; he's great
Who toucha my spaghett; welp good bye love ya gotta go 😘🤤👅💦😍✊🏻🌈🎷🛸
Salty stan; okay....
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