《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》Bee🐝verly
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-on Snapchat-
Bee🐝verly; guys look
Bee🐝verly;
Who toucha my spaghett; thanks for that???
Big dick Rich; eds wanna go on a date this weekend
Who toucha my spaghett;
Salty stan; woah. We haven't used this since Christmas
Magical mikey; we should change it
Asdfjkl; I was dwight for Halloween once
Beniella; we know bill
Big dick Rich; don't change it
Bee🐝verly; change it
Who toucha my spaghett; change it
Asdfjkl; change it
Beniella; change it
Salty stan; don't change it
Magical Mikey; ha five to two
Salty stan; don't take that time of voice with me
Magical Mikey; sorry stany
Bee🐝verly; I'm gonna change it
Asdfjkl; stany?
Big dick Rich; ha stany that's even worse than Eds
Salty stan; no it's not
Who toucha my spaghett; yeah no it's not
Who toucha my spaghett; wait-
Bee🐝verly; *changed group name to Dwight schrute is daddy*
Asdfjkl;
Salty stan;
Bee🐝verly; ha! You like it
Beniella; the office sux
Big dick Rich; um, fuck you
Asdfjkl; ^
Magical Mikey; sorry ben, but you're wrong
Who toucha my spaghett; ^
Bee🐝verly; sorry baby, were done
Beniella; really?
Bee🐝verly; no
Big dick Rich;
Who toucha my spaghett; love you tho. Just change your opinion
Beniella; can't hoe
Big dick Rich; don't call my manz a hoe
Magical Mikey; haha
Bee🐝verly;
Who toucha my spaghett; and on that note goodnight
Bee🐝verly; night
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flowers !
your eyes burned like the cascade of flowers .
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