《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》Piece
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Mike; stanny
Stan; yeah?
Mike; I'm boreddddd helpppp
Stan; go outside and look at nature
Mike; that boringggg
Stan; then why'd ya ask for help?
Mike; I thought you'd suggest something cool
Stan; hahaha that's hilarious
Mike; what?
Stan; that you thought I'd suggest something "cool"
Mike; you come up with cool stuff to do all the time
Stan; go to the library and play on the computers
Mike; but-
Stan; fine! Come to my house
Mike; ayy that's more like it hon.
Stan; but be warned, Richie is coming over to plan for his date with Eddie on Friday
Mike; ok! I'll bring snacks!
Stan; omg. I'm dating a four year old
Mike; oh you love me
Stan; I don't know
Mike; .!.!.!.!
Stan; kidding!
Mike; uh yeah, you better be.
Stan; uh YEaH yoU BEtTer bE
Mike; kiss kiss?
Stan; nope nope
Mike; awww
Stan; bitch, I can't kiss you over the screen!
Mike; kiss when I get to ur house?
Stan; maybe.
Mike; I'll take it.
Richie; is this what it's like to be in a grpcht with me and my spaghett?
Stan; yeah.
Stan; you like it?
Richie; it's oddly arousing
Stan; you've been stoped
Richie; I wish I had a friend named Adam
Mike; and why is that?
Richie; so whenever they do something inappropriate, or like idk shocking I could send them this
Richie;
Stan; lololololol
Mike; mood
Richie; see! We need an Adam!
Stan; well hold auditions
Mike; I'll bring the snacks
Richie; Adam better be one hell of a good Adam if he's getting mikes yummy snacks
Mike; ...
Stan; that's insulting rich.
Richie; what did I say
Stan; yummy.
Stan; that's is trigger word
Richie; lmao. Are you making fun of society
Mike; ofc
Stan; yeah everyone is so fucking sensitive
Richie; Ik! I fucking hate it! Ppl need to stop gettin butt hurt
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Mike; same. Rt. Agree. ^
Richie; like hoe, idgaf that you don't like Batman hop off my dick!
Stan; Oof who went off on you?
Richie; my grandpa...
Mike; Hahahaha shut up grandpa your so old and gay!
Richie; lmao vine. *sigh* I love vine
Stan; we know Richie, we know
Richie; but, just FYI mike. It's Dad... not Grandpa
Mike; well... Richie, I don't really care
Richie; lmao ok
Stan; gotta clean my room for your arrival
Richie; le gasp! You never clean your room for me
Stan; well I don't care enough about you
Richie; or... you care about me the most so you let me see your true self
Stan; that makes no sense
Mike; lol ok have fun cleaning
Richie; piece
Stan; peace*
Richie; no hahaha lol piece
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