《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》bitchie richie
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The fourth wall? I don't know her
Eddie; bitchie richie
Richie; ok...?
Eddie; that's your new nickname
Richie; why?
Eddie; because
Richie; but I'm not bitchie
Eddie; hahaha
Richie; am I bitchie?
Eddie; ... i plea the fifth?
Richie; STAN! am i bitchie?
Stan; no
Stan; not all the time
Eddie; you do know i am joking tho right?
Richie; somehow with the information i just gathered from secret intel i dont believe you
Eddie; oh my goodness gracious me oh my
Stan; i want candy
Richie; you can suck on my sweet dick
Stan; blocked
Eddie; bitch ill fight
Richie; who me or stan
Eddie; both of you
Eddie; the only dick that should be sucked here is mine
Richie; hahahhahahaha
Stan; lmaoooo
Eddie; istg if u laugh again im breaking up with you
Richie; aww shit dawg
Stan; when is this gonna end
Richie; what end?
Stan; this sexual tension between you two
Eddie; never?
Richie; oh good, i thought you meant this book
Stan; yeah this book is doomed
Stan; only 5 more chapters
Eddie; WHAT!
Richie; yeah ppl have stopped interacting w this so she done w it
Eddie; but what about my kids!?!?!?!
Eddie; what about my massive dick joke ive been planning?
Richie; ha massive dick... you must be talking about mine ;)
Stan; yeah, she needs ideas for either a new book, or for new chapters cause she dumb as fuck
Eddie; sucks
Richie; yeah, shes just trying her best, stan.
Stan; IT WASNT ME!
Richie; but seriously though, she needs ideas, so like hmu with some
Richie; right here ----->
Eddie; yeah, she needs them, if u wanna see another book
Stan; or one shots ^
Richie; #help
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