hoes do u want a separate stanlon book????

also, just a little fyi STAN DOESNT CORRECT MiKE IN THIS CAUSE HE LOOKS PAST HIS GRAMMATICAL/SPELLING ERRORS CAUSE HE LOVES HIM

Mike; listen bitch i know who you are and i know where you live

Mike; and i will find you, and i will kiss you

Stan; do you mean kill???

Mike; fuck no

Stan; awwww

Mike; wait how am i supposed to interpret that awwww

Mike; like and aww in disappointment like u wanna die, or an aww like 'how cute!'

Stan; like the how cute aww

mike; yay

Stan; also, im sorry richie ruined everything

Mike; wym

Stan; like how he came over and ate all the snacks your brought and how he literally hogged me the whole time you were over

Mike; its okay, he just was trying to get your help with surprising eddie thats all

Mike; im glad he did that

Mike; eddie really loved the whole date

Stan; im glad

Stan; he even liked the movie richie took him to see?

Mike; are you kidding?! eddie loves john boyega

Stan; he is a handsome fella

Stan; id marry him

Mike; im literally right here

Stan; and?

Mike; hahaha

Stan; oof like hot damn

Mike; ok. slow ur roll there hotshot

Stan; what, you dont thing i have a chance?

Mike; no.

Stan; WHAT!

Mike; hes way older than you, hes famous, and im pretty sure he has a thing with oscar

Stan; no way, oscar has a thing with him, but john does not! its different

Stan; just like how richie was pining for eddie before he stopped being a douche

Mike; yeah, thank fuck for that

Stan; you can thank me for that

Stan; i told him to stop being a little pussy ass bitch and just tell him

Mike; maybe you should have taken your own advice

Stan; i told you i liked you didnt i

Mike; after richie made that cringy groupchat

Stan; still told you tho

Mike; true

Stan; hon, gotta run

Mike; oof that rhyme was fire

Stan; wasnt it lol

Mike; bye bb

Stan; byeeeeee bittttttttch

hoes lmk what u want for the nest book... or even if u'd read another book

cause if u wont, then i wont bother wasting my time on one

*no smut*

i will do one-shots tho, if you want.

but anyway say yes or no to these ideas mmk

reddie

stanlon

benverly

streddie

stozier

billverly

mileven

byler

lumax

maxtin

brulina

nygmobblepot

riarkle

*a ship u ship... that isnt lucaya... or fack, i only did that one fack book and now im done with fack, sorry not sorry*

so yeah thx only like 4 more chapters ily