Eddie; are u at lunch??

Richie; yeah, why

Eddie; cause i wanna talk to you

Richie; did something happen?

Eddie; well, yes and no

Richie; did something bad or good happen?

Eddie; bad, but it could also be a misunderstanding on my part

Richie; well what happened

Eddie; you know that massive dick joke ive been planning

Richie; ...yeah?

Eddie; well i tried it out in class and my teacher overheard and said "see me after school, we need to talk about your language." and then he fucking winked at me

Richie; well what was the joke

Eddie; well at first it was an insult to you, sorry bb

Richie; ... none taken?

Eddie; so i was talking about you to like my only friend there

Eddie; and i was like 'he use to be a real dick'

Eddie; and he was like 'how the hell do you get dick from richard'

Eddie; and it was honestly too fucking easy so i said 'you ask him nicely'

Richie; hahaha

Eddie; but that wasn't the massive joke

Richie; oh

Eddie; everyone just thought it was funny

Richie; what was the joke then

Eddie; ok so everyone knows im gay

Richie; uhhuh

Eddie; and this one asshole is like 'go suck a dick' Keep in mind that hes an ass, and hes straight

Richie; *whispers to self* dont get mad

Eddie; and im like, 'i did, two days ago,' and this part, im so sorry honey 'it wasnt that good, i much more like it when you suck mine instead.'

Richie; *furious breathing* mmhm

Eddie; and he stands up and im just like ' oh wow you know how to not be on your knees around me? shocker'

Richie; k so where is the joke part?

Eddie; bitch im getting there

Eddie; so everyone is like "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH" and jumping up and down

Eddie; and the dude looks totally broken and im like 'haha'

Richie; id love to hear the joke now

Eddie; ok, so btw the teacher is watching this whole thing

Eddie; and the guy goes' i should beat your ass right here and now'

Eddie; and im like in my mind 'how can i make this even worse for him' right?

Richie; yeah... right...

Eddie; so i said 'dont i usually do that to you?'

Richie; i dont like this story

Eddie; so then he gets like perplexed or something and doesnt answer

Eddie; so my whole joke was just a whole waste of time

Richie; so u basically said u were cheating on me in front of your whole school and now your teacher wants to fuck you?

Richie; what the hell Eddie!

Richie; i cant believe you

Eddie; no, its fine, i stood up for myself

Richie; by making everyone think u and that guy are fucking and that u are the dominant one

Eddie; i am the dominant one

Richie; i know, but no one else needs to know that

Eddie; uhm fuck u

Richie; when and where

Eddie; this whole thing was an april fools joke so fuck off

Richie; april fools was yesterday

Eddie; well, thats why i did it today

Richie; that makse no sense

Eddie; u make no sense

Richie; are we fighting

Eddie; no

Richie; yes, we are

Eddie; no we arent

Richie; look! now were fighting about fighting

Eddie; omg bye, have a good day love you

Richie; dont be fucking mad at me

Richie; u started this

Eddie; oml im not mad, i just have to go to class

Richie; oh, ok. love you too then

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THREE MORE CHAPTERS!!!