《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》well...hate to disappoint
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m not saying this is a good chapter, im just saying be prepared for the end
Eddie; look! Rich! I found a pic of u Stan and mike!
Richie; I'm chase right?
Eddie; yeah
Eddie; Stan's the hot one of the group
Mike; I beg to fucking differ
Stan; hahaha
Bev; why they throwin up gang signs tho?
Eddie; they just be like that
Richie; get ready for tmmr
Eddie; Rich, i dont wanna skip school
Richie; yes you do
Ben; skipping school?!?!?
Bill; why would u be skipping school?
Richie; im gonna go see him
Bev; his mom is letting this happen
Stan; hell yeah she is
Eddie; hell no shes not
Ben; lmaooo
Mike; oof, if u get caught im sorry dude
Richie; its fine, me and his mom are best buddies
Richie; shes great at fucking
Eddie; WHAT THE FUCK
Stan; if u guys get caught skipping can i decorate your corpses
Eddie; my mom wouldnt kill us
Eddie; would she?
Ben; ...
Mike; welllllll
Bill; hahaha
Bev; can u guys fuck so i dont have to hear richie complain
Stan; ^Yes, please
Richie; PLEASE! :)
Eddie; i mean, what else would we do?
Ben; gasp!
Mike; u kiss your mother with that mouth?
Richie; u should hear him in bed
Richie; he's truly a monster
Eddie; bitch ill fight
RIchie; (; i know you will
Bev; ooo kinky
Mike; whet is going on
Stan; look what u did to my baby. he cant spell correctly
Ben; rip mike
Bill; wait!!! whos the top?
Stan; omg! the bet we placed
Richie; well... who did u think was the top?
Bill; u
Mike; Richie
Ben; eddie
Bev; eddie
Stan; richie
Richie; well... hate to disappoint
Eddie; im the top
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Eddie; what the hell?!
Ben: HA! YES
Bev; woop woop
Richie; is this a bad thing or good thing?
Richie; a-ha my persona worked
Eddie; well me being myself didnt
Bill; omg! what! i was wrong
Stan; me too. i feel weird
Mike; oh wow
Eddie; waht did u win?
Bill; well everyone who was wrong has to give each of the winners 5 dollars
Eddie; so bev and ben only get 10 dollars each?
Ben; no, 15 each
Bev; woo! date nights on them
Stan;
Mike;
Bill;
Richie; aww the holy trinity
Eddie; dont disrespect God
Richie; mmk hon
MIke; k bye, gotta go pee
Bev; thanks for that mike
Richie; dude, same
Eddie; k love ya
Richie; what did u just say?
Eddie; 'k love ya' ??? why
Richie; u love me?
Eddie; hoe, i was talking to mike, and yes, u already know that
Ben; he wouldnt fuck someone he didnt love
Bev; lol thats not true
Stan; yeah. hes fucked more people than richie
Richie; STAN! what part of NEVER LEAVES THE ROOM do u not fucking understand
Stan; all of it?
Bill; haha lol we done been knew richie is a virgin
Richie; FALSE
Eddie; yeah, not anymore. i done fucked him real good
Mike; McScuse me Bitch!
Eddie; gotta eddie
Richie; what does that even mean?
Bill;
Eddie; that im leaving?
Eddie; like gotta zayne/blast/zoom
Bill; oh phew
Richie; oh lol just say bye then
Eddie; bye then
Bev; lol i love him
Stan; we all do
Richie; back off my hot manz
Richie; he's mine!
Richie; he had a crush on me in 10th grade
Mike; u knew about that?!?!
Ben; what!?
Rucieh; its ok, he told me
(guys, yes, i see that mistake, i see them all... but honestly idgaf)
Eddie; OK! we dont have to talk about that
Eddie; bye then
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