《MIND OF A MENACE》Seventeen
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"Monica so damn ghetto." I said to myself as I laid in bed.
"I can't. Brandy looked cute. Monica's outfit had me fooled though because it look bad when she stood up." I said.
"Girl who is you talking to?" Darren asked.
"God." I mumbled.
"I'm going outside. The niggas is out. You coming?" She asked.
"No."
"Yes you is. We gotta show the people your new wig." She said and I sighed.
Wasn't nobody finna get me out this damn bed.
The bitch got me out the bed.
"Can we go to the corner store at least?" I asked.
I ain't eat in like 2 days. It feel like it's a hole in my stomach.
"You not hot?" She asked as she looked at my outfit.
A good ole hoodie and some sweatpants.
"If I was hot I wouldn't be wearing this." I sighed.
"Gang!" Oscar yelled.
"It's been like a whole fucking month since I last seen y'all! Fuck y'all been at?" He asked.
"Well she been in her room and I been outside." She said.
"You look skinnier. You been eating? Don't lie." He asked while staring deep into my damn soul.
"Yea."
"And you gone lie. Come to the park." He said.
We grown as hell going to the park. The sad thing is, we still be playing too.
"I ain't even wanna come outside for real. The air is not doing it for me today." I said.
"The air hasn't been doing it for you for the past month." Darren said.
"It's like nasty and I don't like it." I said as we walked to the park. It fell good as hell to finally eat again not gone lie.
I ain't leave my room because my mom and dad be dick eating. Amouri still a hater, and then Layton comes around and start dick eating Amouri. I'll punch the shit out of both of them and the proceed to stomp they moms.
Everybody swear I'm in the wrong. It's always me. Tuti always wrong.
I been stopped giving a fuck though.
Even when I stopped giving a fuck, I'm still in the wrong.
Imma run away.
I just can't get over the fact that they are mad at me because she can't fight. If y'all so fucking worried than maybe y'all should fucking teach her.
Better the fuck yet, teach her ass how to keep her mouth shut.
Then she wouldn't be getting beat the fuck up.
"Tuti!" Markell yelled breaking me from my thought.
I nodded my head towards him.
"Ion like det." He said.
"Gang back together again." Markell smiled with his Hands on his hips.
"This is so ghetto. Y'all look horrible." I said.
"Bitch please. We see your damn ribs. How we look horrible?" Oscar said.
I know he ain't just come for me like that.
"Fuck you." I said before throwing a pebble at his large ass head.
Head big as hell.
Belong on a damn airhead commercial.
"OKAY! What y'all wanna do?" Sierra smiled.
Why everybody smiling today?
"Let's go to a trampoline park." Oscar suggested.
"Nigga. We grown."
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"We really not." Sierra mumbled.
"Bestieeee." She ran and sat on my lap.
"Now she ya bestie. Tuh." Oscar mumbled.
"So where is we going for real like I'll go home." I mumbled and everybody mugged me.
"First of all, DONT get smart." Markell mugged.
"No but let's go to the rec out in the other projects. I heard it's booming right now." Gee said.
"Who the fuck says boomin? Go to hell." I laughed.
"Let's go though cause I can find me a night over there." Darren said.
Oop.
"HA!" Sierra yelled.
"You too tuti butt." Darren slapped my butt.
"I don't know for real." I said as we started walking to her car.
"Girl fucking bye." She rolled her eyes.
"Right cause after you broke up with him he moved on rather quick. He didn't even grieve the baby nunadat. Fuck that nigga and that bitches dead homies." Sierra said.
I ain't even know all that for real. He did call and text me, I only texted back like three times though.
I'm not hurt by the fact that he moved on, hood for him, glad he's not gone be stuck on me. I'm more hurt by the fact that he didn't grieve my damn child.
"Oh well, there's so much to look forward too! We all single, it's gone be a ball head hoe summer." Sierra happily said.
"Girl... you is not single." I looked back at her.
"Just for play." She said.
"I ain't realized we lived this fucking far shit." Darren complained even though we was at her car.
"It ain't even that far. Y'all lazy ass bitches." Sierra laughed before we got in the car.
"Them niggas been dipped. We walk slow as hell." I laughed.
"I'm about to start smoking blacks." Darren said.
"Okay Santana." Sierra mumbled.
"EA sports, bitch it's all in the game." I said.
"Damn it is packed. Where the fuck imma park at?" Darren said.
The other projects ain't really that far. It's like up 2 hills then 4 rights and 3 lefts.
Not far in a car but let a bitch try to walk. Gone be dead in a second.
"Look, I bet they got money. Imma get me a sugar daddy." Sierra pointed.
"You're in a damn relationship." I reminded her for the tenth damn time.
"Bitch bye cause me and Oscar talked about this already. We said that if I get a sugar daddy he gone get a sugar mama and we gone use their money to spoil each other." She explained.
"Oh— I know that's right." I nodded.
"Where all the hood niggas at?!" Kuku laughed while walking towards us.
Kuku was this funny ass bitch that we ended up becoming friends with. We would come out here and she would always talk and laugh with us.
"Girl look around. Look at the material." Darren laughed.
Bro these bitches are nut jobs.
"Anyways, how you doing in school tubutt?" Kuku asked.
"Chilling. I'm failing but overall I'm chilling." I said.
"Shit me too. I done fell asleep in class earlier on accident. I went in the class at 8am woke up and it was 2:45." She said.
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"That don't sound like an accident." I mumbled.
"Girl it was my eyes just closed." She said and we opened the rec door.
"Shawny baby." She smiled.
"Oouuuu she led us right to the money." Darren whispered.
A table full of niggas.
"Wassup."
"Y'all this my cousin Zayshawn, but his lil street name is Jerm. This his friends, y'all can introduce y'all selves if y'all want." She said before she started arguing with Jerm.
"I'm Sierra." She said while on the phone.
"Bitch I'm in the rec. where the fuck you at? Y'all left before us." She whispered harshly.
"This is my sister Darren and I'm Tuti." I said and sat down next to this boy with Black and Tan dreads.
I wasn't gone introduce myself but I wanted to sit down but I didn't wanna be rude.
"They cooking?" I asked.
Something went pass my nose and smelt so good. My fat ass almost fell out this chair.
"Oh she the fat one." Somebody whispered.
"Yea so answer my question please." I said.
"They in the back cooking the sides and somebody on the deck grilling."
Oh yea! I'm finna eat good tonight.
"Whoo!"
"No she did not just—you be eating at home?" The boy with the black and Tan dreads asked.
"Oh she eat at home alright." Darren tried to mumbled.
"First of all, your name?" I asked.
"Von."
"Hey Von, nice to meet you." I stuck my hand out to him.
"I actually do eat at home. I just didn't really eat today."
"Don't look like you ate in 10 days." The man with mostly tan dreads added.
"Your name?" I asked.
"Durk."
"Hi Durk, nice to meet you." I stuck my hand out.
"I'm just very skinny. I do eat." I said.
"You don't even talk this much around new people. Everything okay?" Sierra tried to whisper.
"You know she'll have a full conversation if it's about food." Darren said.
"There they monkey asses go." Sierra said.
"Bitch had me worried. I thought I was gone have to go and look for you." Sierra said to Oscar.
"Girl fucking bye. No you wasn't." He said before they went to a different table.
"Don't linger around. You go too." Darren said to Lamont who stood behind me.
I'm a real bitch. I'm not gone fold on moms.
"Lemme talk to you real quick." He whispered in my ear.
"What sides they making back there? Who in the Mac and cheese?" I asked.
"Man Dezure stop playing."
This BITCH pulled me out the chair.
The pulling shit did not stop even after we broke up y'all.
"Nigga you see how small she is? Fuck you pulling her for?" Von shouted.
"Almost made my bitch fly away." Sierra yelled.
"Yea bro that shit was uncalled for." Markell said.
"Seriously. That one seemed more violent than the other. Yo arm okay Tut?" Oscar asked.
"Yea I'm cool." I mumbled.
"You sure? I thought I heard that shit pop."
"Nigga you ain't hear shit." Sierra moved him out the way.
"You must've forgot I'm in school for nursing." She said before she started checking in my arm.
There was still yelling in the background and my head was starting to hurt.
"Don't cry bitch dang." Sierra said.
"Don't cry though for real. His bitch ass ain't have to pull you like that." Durk said.
"I'm not crying because of him. I'm crying because this caused a scene and that means they stopped cooking for a little bit." I sniffed.
"Bro you fat as hell."
"Bitch what happened?" Darren asked.
"Can I have some?" I cried while looking at the bag of chips in his hand.
"Girl—here." She dug in her bag and gave me a bag.
"Thank you." I wiped my eyes.
"Your arms okay." Sierra said.
"Go get that nigga Von man."
Chile they still yelling.
"Bitch." Von said.
My dumbass started laughing.
"Y'all wanna play a game of uno?" I asked.
"Is your arm okay?" Mr. Von asked.
"Yup. Who passing the cards out?" I asked and Jerm started to.
"How old are you? You look like your 13 at the most." Jerm asked.
Not while carrying all this ass. 13 year olds don't have a ass like this one okay? Okay.
"13 and dealing with someone like that. Please." I said.
"And I'm 18."
"That ain't your brother?" Durk asked.
Oh these nights don't listen.
"Chile that is my ex boyfriend." I said.
"You could've did better." Kuku whispered.
"I— Yea." I sighed.
"Don't do my brudda." Markell said.
"We playing uno though?" He asked.
"You is?" Von asked.
"Her brudda." He said.
"This is my very close friend, Kellz."
"Like R.Kelly."
"See I'm gonna leave cause this the tenth person to ask me that. I do not pee on people." He said.
"Well—shut up Dezure." He said and I pouted.
"Not my fault you peed on that girl in 4th grade." I mumbled.
"I ain't telling you shit else." He said.
I'm gonna whoop these niggas asses.
"Bitch you a cheat. This cheater bitch." I shouted.
No cause why Von got 25 dollars off me.
"This big lipped bitch. I ain't playing no more." I threw my cards down.
I had me about two plates already. Bitch I am stuffed.
"One of y'all better give my sista her money back." Darren said.
"Neow!!" I said.
"Is that something you want cause your not gonna get it." Von said.
"Bitc—I'm out. I'll see y'all when I see y'all." I grabbed my to ho plate and slid my ass out them doors.
25 dollars though.
Omg.
—HEY GUYS.
—Since YALL wanna be crybabies, I changed the story around again.
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