"This nigga got fucked up." Durk yelled after

Jerm slid on the wet grass. We was having a water fight and these niggas aggressive. I'm gonna sit this one out.

"Why you wear mascara to a water fight?"

"I ain't think we was gone do this." I sighed.

I came in some nice ass ripped shorts and a cute lil graphic top just for it to be replaced by a pair of Von's shorts and a wife beater.

"Getcho stupid ass up." Monica, one of my many siblings said to Jerm.

Monica do not come around. She said she'll only be around during special occasions and she kept her word.

She texted me out of no where and said she asked what I was doing and I said on my way to a friends then she invited me to fucking Von's house.

She didn't know that I was already on my way there.

"My lace is lifting. I don't wanna play no more." Kuku cried.

"Fuck yo lace!" Oscar yelled and squirted her in the face with a water gun.

I only got hit my like 6 balloons. After the 5 one I started hiding behind bushes and shit.

Then I got sprayed by 2 water guns and I started hiding behind Von and Sierra dumb ass.

My eyelash fell off like I don't even know where it went.

Sierra so damn dumb though.

This bitch was looking inside the water gun the gone press the trigger like what the fuck.

"So obviously I won." Monica said all out of breath.

"We all know Tuti ass ain't win." They all looked at me and I'm crawling on the ground.

I'm tryna find my eyelash.

"Y'all see my eye—why y'all looking at me?" I got up and Markell threw a towel at me.

"Y'all had me fucked up if y'all though I was getting wet." He shivered.

"I'm tired now. I'm gonna sleep like I just got my ass whooped." Jerm said.

"You did the way you kept falling." I said.

"You was hiding behind Von so miss me with that shit."

"Sure was. At least I wasn't falling every two seconds"

"HA! Got eem." Sierra yelled from a distance.

"Y'all two gone make me off myself." He mumbled.

"Who know how to cook?" I asked.

Everybody was just quiet.

"Well what we gone eat cause..." I scratched my neck.

"Why you worried about food?" Reese asked.

"I'm hungry?"

Why else would I be talking about food?

"I want some crab legs."

"Omg."

"Don't do me." I said.

"Y'all ever had grilled seafood?" Jerm nasty ass said.

"You're disgusting." I scrunched my face up.

"Oh so miss bougie." He mugged me.

"Somebody feed meeee." I whined.

"Go dry off. Always worried about some food."

Markell brought me some clothes so I didn't have to put on the same ones.

"I got some wings." Monica shouted.

Fav sister.

"What the fuck is wings gone do for me?" Von asked.

"Who said they was for you?!" Monica said.

"Right!"'I yelled.

"I got these for me and my sista's."

"Y'all not Finna jump my brudda." Oscar said.

He had a water gun so I sat my ass down and was quiet.

"Bitch help us." Sierra said.

"I just dried off." I turned my head.

"We can go out to eat." Durk said. He was already dressed.

"I got wings." Monica mumbled.

"Okay well stay here."

"Don't get smart with me hoe." She dragged out.

After I dried off some more I went and took a shower.

"These are not my clothes." I whispered.

He got me underwear and stuff but these are not my clothes.

This shirt is big as fuck and these shorts gone slide right off me.

Imma just wear the shirt.

"You took all that time just for you to come out looking like that." Von said.

Did he think that was funny? It wasn't.

"Your gonna leave me alone bum. I look better than you and them musty ass dreads."

"Musty?!"

"Yes musty. The dreads musty and your underarms be stinking. When I be laying under your arms at night they stunk."

I'm just playing but I wanna hurt his feelings.

"But we was—alright Tuti."

"I was just playing. What was you gone say?"

"Nothing."

"You going too much. Lemme wear this." Picked up his hat.

After that he left you go take a shower.

I don't know why he acting like he gone just me. Imma a real ass bitch.

After Lamont, niggas can't really hurt my feelings. That nigga was abusive as hell. Throwing me off beds and pushing me into walls and shit.

Y'all know that nigga threw me out of a slowly moving car before?! Scraping me up bad.

Psycho.

On a lighter note, I need to wear some glasses too. Imma be walking around here with one eyelash like what the fuck.

I'm still mad about that because Oscar really shot me in the face like I never knew he wanted me dead like that.

"How you get dressed in a bathroom? Only bums can do that."

"You just did it before me." He pointed before shaking his head and leaving.

"But what was you gone say before you started crying and whining." I followed him down the stairs.

"Imma make you cry and whine in a minute."

"Oh boohoo nigga." I said and followed him out the house.

"Took y'all long enough." Jerm sat up.

"Shut up cry baby bitch." I said and put my seatbelt on.

"Where we bout to eat at?" Monica said as she ate her wings.

"You don't need to eat nothing else fat ass." Jerm added.

"You you was just tryna—lemme eat my wings."

"Why everybody cutting they sentences off today. Y'all scared?" I asked.

"Never scared." Monica said.

"Then say that shut with your chest." I looked at Von.

"Can I ride with y'all?" Darren put her head in the window.

"We full. We picking up my home girl." Monica said.

"I don't wanna ride with Durk and Nem. Oscar and Sierra being nasty in the back."

"Go ride with Reese."

"He scare me for real."

"Hurry up and figure this shit out!"

"Bitch she can ride. Get the food."

This Monica bitch had the food strapped up in a seatbelt.

"I was gone ride regardless. I was gonna be in that trunk or on the roof." Darren mumbled.

"Well where Indi gone sit?"

"We'll figure that out."

Jerm started driving to go get the home girl. This man is speeding and switching lanes like crazy. I can't drive with men no more like why everybody acting like this is normal.

"Sit in my lap." I patted my lap and looked at Darren.

"Imma grown women."

"A grown women that's finna sit on my lap."

"You sit on mine. You smaller than me." She got a point but I don't sit on laps.

"Not with all this ass."

"Monica you sit in the back and let Von get in the front. That way, the home girl can sit on Monica's lap." Jerm sighed.

"Right." Darren said.

"Ion wanna sit in the front." Von mumbled.

"Omg."

"Then Tuti sit in the front."

"She don't wanna sit in the front either."

Sure don't the way that nigga be driving.

"I'll sit in the got damn front." Darren threw her hands up.

Monica got in the front and the home girl got in.

"You gone tell me what you was gone say earlier?" I asked.

"Leave me alone about that shit. That was like 45 minutes ago."

"And I still wanna know and don't talk to me like I'm your homeboy." I said.

"It ain't even that important for you to wanna know so bad."

"If it ain't that Important than why won't you tell me. You must think it's gone hurt my feelings." I chuckled.

"Get out the car."

I sat there. I'm finna throw a fit and cry.

"Why You wanna know so bad?!"

"Not them arguing." Darren whispered before waking away.

"I feel like you don't like me no more." I mumbled.

"Oh my fucking god."

"You acting weird and ion like det."

"You not annoying." He said.

"First of all, I didn't even say I was annoying. You think imma annoying?"

"You acting like it right now."

"You just said I wasn't. You need to make your damn mind up." I said and he started walking away.

"I'm just playing. I don't care no more." I tried to walk ahead of him.

His long ass legs passed me up quick as hell.

"I got some more wings." Monica laughed.