《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛-𝙳𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚋 ✆
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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
773-202-beep boop beep boop-LUNA
Yeah, I'm just bored
I'm at the airport waiting for my friend
You answered so...
I got bored watching old TV commercials on YouTube
What else was I supposed to do?
I can hang up if you want because I don't mind doing so
Can't sleep?
Yeah, sure
[five minutes later]
It's fine
Quick question
How'd you meet Spider-Man?
I'm pretty sure it's not normal to know a superhero
Bruh, is that a question or a statement?
*crash*
PETER?!
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!
ARE YOU OUTSIDE?
YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU'RE NOT HANGING UP ON ME, SPIDER-DWEEB!
Your voice just went up an octave higher
What'd I say?
WHAT THE SHIT, PARKER!
CRAP!
*crack*
PETE YOU STILL WITH ME?
I SWEAR IF YOU'RE DEAD, I'M GOING TO RESURRECT YOU AND KILL YOU PERSONALLY!
*fighting noises*
What the actual hell?
*thwip*
...I feel like I'm intruding on something
I'm also highly concerned
YOU WERE STABBED?!
Wait, who the hell is Karen?
Peter, answer me this instant!
...I'm utterly speechless
I feel like I should hang up but at the same time I shouldn't
I've never been so confused in my entire life and that's saying something
I'm just going to go...
Don't think this conversation is over, Pete
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╔ Regular- peter ╗
I'm in some deep shit right now
sᴇᴇɴ 𝟹:𝟹𝟻 ᴀᴍ
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