《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚎 ✆
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Did that idiot seriously just leave the chat?
Not on my watch
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴅᴡᴇᴇʙ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
Bitch
What the ever loving Lord Farquaad shit was that?!
So what if I did, Peter! You got a problem with it you can say it to my face!
Dim witted eggplant? That's the best you can do, spider er
Did you just Shakespeare me?! On my christain Minecraft server!
More of your conversation would infect my brain!
ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʙᴜᴄᴋʏ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
I've been summoned!
I sensed someone's call and I have arrived
So it was the spider er that called upon me
Interesting
I absolutely adore you, Natasha
Please adopt me
Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood
Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch!
THOR!!!!💕💕💕⚡️🌩💧💦🤩😍
You're but a speck of dust compared to Thor's life
You tell 'em Thor
Are we Vikings because I know what god I worship
I feel like you should have a PSA centering about that
You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong
Take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years; the only way to really be cool is to follow the rules
Next time those turkeys try to convince you to something that you know is wrong, just think to yourself, "What would Captain America do?"
They're all online too
Just search up Rappin' with Captain America
Lol I heard his voice in the hallway and was like "hey! I know that squeaky voice!"
Then I found out who it belonged to and I was like "holy shit it's Peter Parker! Cool!"
Lol you aren't actually Spider-Man right? Cause that'd be so awkward for me because I pretty much declared my love to you😂
This is all one big prank right?
Did I pass
I'm sleep deprived. I'll talk to ya about it in the morning
I know. Night y'all!!
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