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Yes

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Tony Stark who? I only know (Y/n) (L/n)

Jokes on you. I disowned myself 30 years ago

You can't tell me how to live my life

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What if dinosaurs just feel from the sky because God was done with human kind's bullshit

Cool

I wonder what the afterlife is like

Is there even an afterlife?

What if after death there's just nothing? Like your conscious just ceases to exist? Maybe it's like an endless void of nothingness

The whole universe is a lie. We're all just the pawns of God's so called game of life

Is there even a God? What is life? Maybe I'm in a coma and this is all one big dream and I'm actually a 72 year old ex male stripper who was in a fatal submarine explosion

HoW dO yOu KnOw ThAt, PeTeR

If that's even your name!?!!?!

For all I know you're one of them

DiNoSaUrS

Like imagine the first person to ever find a dinosaur fossil. They were probably like Wot the faq is dis humongo meat stick doing in de ground

Nay

What is this Engoulish you speak of?

Innocent till proven guilty or as I like to call it a virtuous angle till Satan's corruption rots the judge's brain, effectively sending you your new home: the 7 layered cake of hell

Sometimes I worry about yours because who in their right mind wears spandex to fight crime

HAHAHAHAHA

WHAT

I WOULD NEVER

I'm not lying, you're lying

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Don't you use that tone on me, BOY

Tough luck, boo

Don't think Bucky really cares all that much about you no offense

BuT i SaId No OfFeNsE

You know how you're Spider-Man, right?

So this just got me thinking

Besides the Avengers, do you know any other "famous" people

I want to steal their friendships away from you and make them my friendships

I want an army of famous friends

Like the Avengers have pretty much adopted me at this point because Natasha is like my mother now and Thor practically just adopted me into the Asgardian way of life and Sam and Bucky are like my biggest fans??

How'd you know I was a pig???!!

Tell Sam I said hi

Ok, so who are your other famous friends

ASDFGHJKL

OH MY THOR YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH SHURI?!?!!! GIVE ME HER NUMBER BITCH

Idk man. She's a princess and you just gave a lowly civilian her number. She might have you executed

Now so long, I have a princess to become friends with!!