《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙼𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚢 ✆
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I didn't want to do this, but I was talking to
my friend and she's a genius so I'm doing it
GIMME THEM ALIENS
THE GOVERNMENT IS A SHAM. THEY BE HIDING THEM ALIENS FROM US
Thor's on my side, Toe Knee
He wants to free his friends
Ok, that's true but FREE THE ALIENS
ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ
You added me so... it's kind of your fault
THE ALIENS, TOE KNEE. I WANT TO FREE THEM FROM AREA 51
But he's like rich????
Please, Toe Knee
I'll even call you by your real name
Well then... FACK YOU, TOE KNEE STANK
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I HAVE CRUSH! HELP
Also Area 51 apparently doesn't have aliens so now all my dreams are crushed
Apparently Tony Stark bought Area 51 and when I asked him to free the aliens he told me that there weren't any
He told me to go to space if I wanted some aliens
Idk but it gave me 100% and then I had a midlife crisis, so that was fun
And yes, it's the same guy
That's false! And I'm not in love with Peter! Maybe I just like staring through school windows!!!!
Well maybe I have a crush on Flash
Ned?
Maybe I was bewitched
It's to get past the Steve Rogers censor
And for the last time, I DO NOT STARE AT PETER PARKER!!
Hahahaha I don't have a crush on him
That would be absurd
If anything I have a crush on Spider-Man
(Y/n) has left the chat
(Y/n) has left the chat
Peter's not Spider-Man
That would be absurd
Well, would you look at the time. It's I don't give a shit o'clock
Who's Spider-Man?
Peter Parker? I don't know him
Maybe you're Spider-Man. Ever think of that
If I can get proof that he's not Spider-Man, will you believe me??
Oh my god I'm going to be murdered by the avengers
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'M ABOUT THE FACKING DIE BITCH!
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