《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙸𝚝 𝙾𝚛 𝙽𝚘𝚝 ✆
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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
Before you come at me, I am well aware that it's like two in the morning
Are you serious?!
Of course that's what I'm getting at
nO nEeD tO bE sO rUdE
That's what you sound like
You can't tell me what to do!
Ok, but I legit cannot believe Tony's idea actually worked
Like who knew he knew another teenager
He seems to adopt kids everywhere he goes
Should I be concerned?
Isn't that cyborgist, Peter
Anyway, like this Harley kid is actually insane
Can you even believe he let the Tony Stark live in his garage when he was like ten?!
Now I want Tony to randomly show up at my house
Tony Stark is the real Bloody Mary, and that's the tea
So how was it seeing someone else in your Spidey suit because it was trippy as hell for me
Spandex-Man? I think yes
(Y/n), yes
Well, I just wanted to talk about how the plan totally worked because my brain is fried from trying to edit a video
All the popular YouTubers do it, so I can too
I've only posted one other video on my account, and it was of me going to Asgard
My death sentence trip!
Aka me at in the Avengers wildlife exhibit
That's my whole brand, Peter
You are an Avenger, so be happy you got a fantastic fan like me promoting you all on the daily
You're getting good publicity from me
You guys should actually hire me for that
I think I would do a damn good job at it
And why is that?
But like the compound was state of the art
Everything they own costs more than all those high end brands combined
I'm so telling him you said that!
Fine, than I'll post it on my incorrect Spider-Man quotes Twitter account with totally not real quotes from the superhero himself
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The feeling is mutual, Spider-Dweeb
My patience has been beheaded by the guillotine, so adios alligator!
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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
Excuse me??
I am confusion. Where did you hear any of this??
Oh right!
Kinda forgot I posted that the other day
One made at 3am
OH MY THOR IT HAS 2 MILLION VIEWS
IM FAMOUS, BITCH!!!
This is why your my least favorite Jonas Brother, Eugene
*peter
I know, spelling is hard
That's because he's Tony Stark's intern. I thought you knew this
Are you on crack??
So you don't think you're on crack??
Sounds like something that someone on crack would say
I asked you because you're either incredibly dumb or on crack to actually think that Peter's internship was fake
THAN WHY DOES TONY LITERALLY TREAT HIM LIKE A SON IN MY VIDEO
But he showed up like a few minutes into the video...
And I KNOW that you watched the whole thing, Eugene
Than how did you know that every avenger makes an appearance
Oh you right. People are making gifs and memes out of parts of it and this was my life goal
I can die happily now
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