《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝙳𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 ✆
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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
And...?
Show me the receipts
You're putting words in my mouth
Then it was staged
A lot of YouTubers stage their videos. How do I know this? Because I'm now YouTube famous and staged that
Hypothetically, let's say I didn't stage that. How is this any of your concern?
I don't see how that's any of your concern. Please try again
Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans
Trauma
Also, calling me a chicken is a complement because I love chickens
Both...
And I couldn't date Peter even if I wanted to because he does dumb shit like go after saggy nut chined Barney, and flake away because glow in the dark Fruity Pebbles control the universe
And I just can't have a flakey boyfriend. Nobody wants that. What if he flakes away when we're supposed to go on a date?
That's not at all what I said
There's nothing to read into
Sure, Peter just happens to be mildly attractive and have a great personality and also be Spider-Man, but that doesn't mean I like like him
I try
I bet our zodiac signs aren't even compatible
No, but maybe the stars don't lie
I should ask Thor if all that astrology stuff is real or not
You think he would know?
For being 1,500 years old, he doesn't look a day over 30
Why are you telling me this and not Peter? He's like your best friend and I'm just your middle tier friend
...I gotta go jump into a volcano to find my lost car keys
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╔ Regular- peter ╗
When?
Whaaaaaaaat?
I am totally unaware of that happening
Who ever said that I liked her
My heart is dead
Love is a lie
No
Because we don't like each other
I know my own feelings, Ned
You have to be kidding me
I don't dream
Because nobody else wanted to be our friends
Wait seriously?!
I don't believe you
For all I know you could be faking that
Ouch
THIS IS SUPERHERO DISCRIMINATION!
Stfu
Fine, I kinda sorta really like (y/n)
Are you happy?
🎉
What the hell, Ned?!
Fcking hell
Just leave me
a l o n e
Sometimes I want to yeet myself back to outer space because of you
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