《To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)》✆ 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚔, 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚔 ✆
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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
Can't talk right now. Lost my phone
Will respond when I find it
It's still missing. Hold on
Yep, nope. My phone is no where to be seen
I know you are but what am I
I mean, you're not wrong. Legally I'm considered one
The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service. Any additional texts sent to this number will result in a $5.00 charge per text to your phone bill.
Oh, I do. I just feel like being annoying
Anyways, what's up
I can't believe you even had to ask
Of course
What? I don't think I understand
No I don't
No
No
No
No
No
If you do that, I will hack that pretty face of yours clean off your neck
Sorry, no can do
Did you just say "yeet your shot"?
Idk maybe cry tears of joy
Pretty sure that ruins friendships but go off I guess
See I would but physically I can't
Tempting. I'm so poor
...fine
I can't believe I'm going to do this
Hype me up
Bit intense but thanks
At least one of us does
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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
Hey, we gotta talk
How about after school tomorrow
Will do
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