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╔ Regular- ned ╗

Ｏｐｅｒａｔｉｏｎ Ｔｉｔａｎｉｃ

Hold on, the whole crew isn't here

ɴᴇᴅ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

Not important

What is important, is MJ's news

Bet

FACKING FIGHT ME YOU COWARD

What's the breaking news

What does it's happening mean

oh

Oh

OH

I feel like a proud mother!

How'd you find that out

When's it going down

Oh, Liz used to go to our school

My skin? Cleared

My depression? Cured

My future? Bright

Hotel? Trivago

Existed

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Do you ever get random bursts of confidence that make you go hell yeah I'm the hottest bitch in the universe but other times you're like the lord gathered all the trash he could find to create me

It's midnight and I'm feeling very option b

Woman after my own heart

Harley is just cat puke. Ignore him

I saw my reflection in the microwave while warming up chicken strips

Everyone be like Thor

I love Thor

Therefore, everyone should be like Thor

👁👄👁

I mean, you're not wrong

I no longer love Shuri

I'm putting her up for sale on eBay

Sold to the greasy hobo man!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.wikihow.com/Treat-a-Serious-Burn%3famp=1

jrosjeklwirkrn

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He looks like a depressed hoe and that makes me depressed

Last Tuesday you thought Washington DC was in Washington state

It's because he's assgardian

Guardian of dat ass🍑

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I did a whole motherfacking compilation on all y'alls asses. Of course I have pics

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We've strayed so far from the light

Midtown's ass

Sorry, I don't make the rules

I've straight up told him he has a nice ass before I knew his secret identity

In my defense, I'm a thirsty bitch

Shuri can go fall into a black hole for all I care

The void spits you out because it doesn't like raw meat like you

T'Challa can't save you here

Karen, activate light post stripper protocol

Hey Spider-dweeb ;)

It was a dare obvi

Oh you know normal things like the 2008 recession, Trump's toupee, our plans to steal the Declaration of Independence, my plans for world domination

No I'm not. That'd be illegal

I'm not old enough to go big boy prison and if imma get arrested I want to go to big boy prison not tiny tikes play prison

@keener (ง'̀-'́)ง