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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗

I'm panicking

Somebody call 911. My heart is about to explode

Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha?

Oh my fackin' god

She fackin' dead

Being perpetrators isn't a good look on you 2

ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴍᴄʜᴏᴇs ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ 𝟹 ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴋᴇᴛᴇᴇʀs🌶🥵

Our gc never had a name so now it does

🌶🥵

Obviously why else would I use them

I can't believe I'm being attacked in my own house

Hi my name is (y/n) from IM GONNA FACKING DIE and you're watching Disney channel :)

Hello! Anyone want to hear my woes

Well than, fack you too I guess

Yeah oh. IM FREAKING OUT MAN

LIKE WHAT EVEN IS A DATE?! IVE NEVER BEEN ON ONE BEFORE

No, I don't think I will

She's dead

Don't think a dead person can make another dead person not dead

It's all the caffeine

I'd rather not be kicked out. Thanks for the suggestion though

Ok, Liz, but it's a date. There's a difference

How would you know

And that's my cue to leave!

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╔ Regular- peter ╗

Dude

😏

It was good if you disregard the part where I almost died from choking on popcorn

Yeah, no kidding

(Y/n) shoved a shit ton into my face and whispered "love" into my ear

It kinda freaked me out and almost killed me, but it was sweet I guess

What are you? A love expert

Since when

Ok, not weird at all

I want to hate you but I can't get over the fact you made that just to make a pun

No

I signed a NDA so I legally can't answer that. Sorry not sorry

I'm blocking you

In your dreams