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Noodley oogley boogley doodley

Just let me eat my ramen noodles in peace, Peter

Or did I?

Noodles

I love me some good noodles Lady and the Tramp style

...I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that

Yes, I was talking about kissing

Lady and the Tramp style noodle kissing

Apparently I'm in love with a brick wall

Wonderful

Why? Because it's the truth?

Ha!

Spider-Man goes splat!

Tragic

Says the one that swings around New York in a glorified spandex spider suit

Why you gotta bring up my past embarrassments like that

I thought you loved me

No you

No you

No you

No you

No you

No you

NOODLES!

YOU'RE WELCOME!

Noodle date

You better

Yeah, I guess I can do that

For the noodles

I mean it's possible

They probably have some alien equivalent to ramen up there

Whether it tastes like it or not is another story

Critics alike applaud the thoughtful evaluation of life's greatest galactic mysteries

Is it about noodles?

It better be about noodles or I will revolt

Gross

I bet there are better space noodles out there somewhere

To be honest, I forgot why I had initially called you

I'm a disappointment

I'm even ashamed of myself

I can't even bear to listen to my own thoughts

That's oddly dark and poetic

Ok, well I need to actually get going now if I'm going to make it to yours on time

Or will you? Dun dun dun