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You know how I can be really stupid sometimes?

I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

That's better

So you know how I have a dog?

If you dare lay one of your sticky fingers on her, I will straight up murder you

Deadass

Pete, you stick to the ceiling for a living

Your opinion is irrelevant

There is no fandom

I am the fandom

I can't believe I'm being accused of homicide by my own boyfriend

The nerve of some people

Do you want to hear about me being stupid or not?

So we've already established that I have a dog that I would murder Spider-Man for

And I think you're aware by how much I love cute lil fluffy animals

So I was just minding my own business

When suddenly I find myself in an animal shelter

Of course not!

I got a cat!

It's a baby!

And I love him!

Ok, but hear me out

His face was the purest thing I have ever seen and he's just so small and filled with love

No, Peter

I have not named him

I just go around calling him Kai for fun

I KNOW!

Technically that was the name he had at the shelter but it was just too cute change

Yeah, and they are my children

They deserve all of my love

You can perish

I have a new man in my life

In my defense, kitten

You wanna come meet Kai?

Please don't

I don't want to have to try and convince my parents that the skylight shattered because a fat squirrel jumped on it again because my boyfriend is actually Spider-Man and incredibly clumsy

YOU FELL THROUGH MY ROOF, PETER!

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!

Sure it was

Vela, Kai, you hear something?

You sound like a whiny toddler

Baby

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Hello and welcome to hell!!

How do you know her

Oh wait you guys were in a gc together

Top 10 anime betrayals

So you're probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today

Nobody asked you

I'm sitting right next to you rn

I can punch you

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I impulsively got a cat named Kai today

And what about it?

I love them OKAY

HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY SON IN MY OWN HOME!

Too late🔪

I am now accepting boyfriend applications

Peter will be missed

Sometimes I can still hear his voice

BIBBLE!!!!

MY FIRST LOVE

Princess and the Pauper was a classic

But let's remember Barbie: Fairytopia, Barbie Fairytopia: Mermaidia, and Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow which all stared our lord and savior: Bibble

Of course I do. Who do you take me for? Ned

LETS ALL GO TO WAKANDA FOR IT

Wow... not suspicious at all

Well, if you can't beat them join them