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Welcome to bible study!📖

We are all children of Jesus ✨🕊🌈

KuMbAyA mY lOrD‼️👼🙏

WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE ARE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS KUMBAYA MY LORD🙌

Bet

Pussy you wouldn't fcking dare

Alight let's go, rich boy (ง'̀-'́)ง

Your dead, ugly spirit wouldn't last a second inside my body without witnessing the 7 layers of hell

Knock knock

Satan, you ass

Boi I thought we were just about to throw hands

You really gotta be changing the subject like a pussy smh

Simon Cowell has spoken

It's THOUGHT, you thot

Uno reverse

He's my bestie

I also asked him because I'm nice like that

That's not in the constitution so technically you don't have a right to meet him

dOn'T gEt AlL pIlItIcAl On Me

ITS CALLED FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

I mean... have you seen your face??

It kinda does

No chance

He's more of a tik tok thot while you're more of a YouTube whore

It's my job

Oh, you mean this one??

Maybe so

Spidey might have also commented no

I'll give you some tips on how to get Spidey to notice you in public so you can meet him

How bout that

Step 1- wear the adult inflatable skeleton diplodocus costume from Party City

Trust me

He'd love it

Aren't you rich??

Step 2- get a lightsaber

Step 3- YEET THAT BITCH*

*you have to quote the vine

Exactly

Step 4- do the renegade dance

Yes or else Spider-Man will think you're a basic bitch and a waste of his time and he'll lock you away in federal prison for not passing the vibe check

Oh honey...

I never said that. I'm just saying you don't pass the vibe check

I think we can all agree I'm a 10 amongst these 3s

On the vibe scale, you are a 3 for sure

You're right, he would have you eliminated

Can't have bad vibes infecting the air

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If you follow my steps you will

Because that is the law

Turn that frown upside down

yOU KNOW WHAT, MR. DADDY'S MONEY

THAT IS NOT ALLOWED

And I herby declare that you cannot declare that it is allowed

Well I herby declare that you cannot declare that I can't declare that you can't declare that it's not allowed

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Ok zoomer

Have I ever told you that I don't give a fack about no bitch

You're irrelevant

Spider-Man says you're irrelevant

You can't change topics. I'm too smart for that

Asshole

That's gay

Nothing. Just thought you should know

I'm bored

Because Peter is lame and being gay with Harley

Harley be stealing my boyfriend

Wanna help me eliminate the country boy

Will do

Your guess is as good as mine

Sure we'll go with that

I know

Bro me too tf

Ngl that kinda hurt

Please don't call me that

Dead possum haired lookin bitch

You're a disappointment

I hope you know that

Wow so funny

Literally can't breathe

I'm dying

Hardy har har👏👏

A one man stand up man

Sounds depressing

You're right

I am

According to buzzfeed's eat at a buffet and we'll tell you which avenger you are quiz

I am Iron Man

Eye-

You're joking

We've been knew

I can't believe I'm Toe Knee Stank

He can never know or else I'll never live it down

I will actually hire a hitman if you do

You don't even have his number so would you just tweet him and hope he sees it

That's lame

It be like that sometimes

Ok but hear me out

Yes it do

I hope a bee stings the inside of your throat oompa loompa looking craspsack