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This chapter (and the next) will be based entirely on . Why? Because I'm bored. Enjoy. :) These are the top 3 stories. These are not my stories.

will be my commentary.

3. A kid fell asleep in class and the teacher decided that she had enough. She led every other kid into the hallway. She changed the clock to show 6 P.M. 10 minutes later the kid ran out of the room with his backpack. He just sat down and started crying.

2. I threatened a taxi driver and ran out the cab without paying the fare. Like an idiot I left my phone in the cab. The cab driver is posting this status from the fore mentioned phone. Pay up the fare with an apology on this account and the cab driver will give you your phone back.

1. Dear person who stole my phone. You dropped your wallet. I now have $195 dollars, your pre-paid visa card, 4 credit carts, two debit cards, social security card, health insurance card, and a drivers licence and I.D. Bring back my phone and you'll get everything but the $195.( A**hole fee) Be prepared for a lecture. If your are not there by 5:10 P.M. I will give everything stated above to the homeless.