Author: SO! By request ( ), I shall be bringing this back!! So, let's go

Rantaro: U-Uh... what's this?

Author: THIS is everyone who agrees with me

Shuichi: Ama... guji?

Author and Kokichi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kaito: Hm... Amaguji... OH!! Oh~

Kiyo: Why are you three looking at me like that?

YES! PANCAKES W/O ANY SAUCE IS A LITERAL HATE CRIME

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Author: Facts.

Kaito: Who eats pancakes plain?

Miu: A fxcking demon, that's who.

Authour: I don't care if it's hazelnut spread, peanut butter, butter, or maple syrup. You just need some sort of sauce on it. I mean, if you don't like that then... oh well. Also, Miu, please watch your language.

KAeyA

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Authour: Someone got the reference!!

Shuichi: Reference to... what exactly?

Kokichi: Y'all would never understand

Authour: Do you have a favourite character, Kokichi?

Kokichi: Hm.... Kaeya

Authour: Definitely

Maki: What are you two even talking about?

Rantaro A

Ultimate Confession Helper

Rantaro Amami

Ultimate Wingman

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Rantaro: *awkward chuckling*

Authour: Y/N will be you and Kiyo's wingman soon enough

Kiyo: Authour, please

Oi eren pp

Pp

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Kaito: Uh... context?

Authour: Ehe... you wouldn't get it. But wasn't it Erwin...? I don't know, it's been way too long

This comment section scares me 😄✋✨

* the comments saying perhaps or maybe *

my poor y/n why is the comments like this

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Authour: And that, my dear readers, is what I wake up to every. Morning. *inhale* *exhale* Anyways.

Rantaro: You alright there?

Authour: Yes, thanks

Y/n kokichi's mom

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Authour: I've actually gotten that comment

Shuichi: You are pretty motherly

Authour: WHAT?!

Kokichi: Your other friends say that too, Authour-chan~

THEY/THEM Y/N OMG

MY NONBINARY SELF IS SCREAMING

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Kirumi: Many people seem to enjoy that aspect of this story

Authour: Ehe, yeah. But I'm afraid that I may have accidentally said "she" at some point

Ryoma: If you didn't notice, then your readers may not have either

y/n... I'm literally getting so attached to you rn...

It's an unhealthy obsession

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Authour: Oh... well then. I mean, not the creepiest comment I've seen

Kaito: What's the creepiest?

Authour: It's against most people's religion, if that's what you're asking

thats... oddly specific-

Y/N dont tell me your stalking him

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Authour: You know, fun fact, while I was playing the game and I looked at Kiyo's mask, I said the exact thing. (go to Your Backstory 30th paragraph to see the context)

Rantaro: You have interesting judgement, Authour

Authour: Indeed I do, but I was right, wasn't I? Well, partly...

KAEDE DONT BE A BULLY AND JOIN ARE CULT ‼‼‼‼

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Kaede: Uh... what?

Authour: Yeah, um... we don't talk about that.

Kokichi: Kaito was worse

Kaito: Hey!

I imagine rantaro stars rubbing whoever y/n shoulders and "hey heres their social account" In a whisper tone

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Authour and Kokichi: *devious grins*

Rantaro: Please don't--

Authour: Funny story, Rantaro only did that for Kiyo

Rantaro: Oh god...

Authour: Everyone else asked him for Y/N's social media. He used to look over their shoulder every time their phone pinged and would be like "Who is it?"

Kokichi: Yeah, and they'd always say "If you want Kiyo's social media, you should've asked."

Kiyo: I see...

Rantaro: *weird mumbling noises*

Wait...so you are really just preparing pranks and not Saving my sorry ass? Damn

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Kokichi: You really think I'd just bring my entire group to some rural area for a simple prank? I just told them it was one so that they wouldn't freak out

Authour: Yeah, I didn't write that part. But, through deduction of Shuichi's investigation, he found the spot.

Himiko: He did that on his own?

Authour: Well, he was ranked 5th smartest Danganronpa character... I wouldn't say it was too accurate though

Tenko: Huh? Why?

Authour: Well, *pushes everyone into a room* if I'm being honest, Shuichi was put wayy higher than Kokichi, and Junko and Kyoko were under Shuichi. It was weird. Besides, and I admit I may be biased, Shuichi figured out everything about the killing game way after Kokichi did (And after I did), and he had help. Did Kokichi have help? No. Because no one trusted him and he didn't trust anyone. And another thing... I kind of figured out that Rantaro wasn't killed by Kaede in the first chapter, because a lot of things were just ignored in the first chapter.

Y'all remember this?

Authour: Well, this was actually my deduction (Not including the erased parts and the pictures were just my phone) that I made after the first and second last trial. And I remember trying to go to the library to see if the secret room would open. I don't have 170 IQ but like- COME ON SHUICHI!! The secret door was closing when you came in, but you dismissed that, the blood splatter indicates that he took a blow to the back of the head while staring straightforward, the blow was to the back of the head and not the top, Kokichi mentioned his Monopad in his hand but you totally dismissed that even though you found his Monopad not in his hand when you investigated the body, the opening for the ramp didn't even align with Rantaro's body, he didn't bother to check the dust on the card reader, Tsumugi did no investigation for Rantaro, I---

*inhale* *exhale*

Authour: Look, I love Shuichi, I do... but... the fact that a freaking tween is smarter than him is interesting. But I admit, I did a lot of investigation into this because Rantaro is tied with Kokichi for favourite v3 character. My friends thought I was crazy. But! It was worth it, because I felt so smart in the end. But just to let you know, many cases were solved with the evidence that was dismissed, so just don't do that.

Anyways, thanks for listening to my rant. CONTINUING ON!!

*INTERMISSION*

Kaito: What was all that ranting I heard

Authour: ...WAIT, HEARD?!

Kiyo: Well, we heard the muffled noises through the wall, but none of the words.

Authour: Oh, thank Atua. Okay, let's go

Man, I'm surprised there wasn't any yoonbum comment with the ankles

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Authour: I--

Miu: Yoonbum?!

Angie: What a creative name!

Authour: Yeah...

Rantaro: You look disturbed

Kokichi: Ooh, so bad memories coming in?

Authour: *finding the mother, the corn scene, everyone freaking dying, the house on fire, the hanging scene, the drowning scene, the chin cutting, and just the entire manwha in general* Uh... no. Just a familiar name.

I like friends who notice these small stuff

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Rantaro: *chuckles* You do? Thanks

Authour: My friends don't even know my favourite colour, let alone how I text

Kokichi: You're the type that would know that kind of thing, Authour-chan

Authour: I'd probably memorize it unconsciously... Like that time when my friend's friend called me and actually answered with "How are you doing?" instead of "Whatcha doing?" and I hung up. It's the motherly and older sister instincts.

Man acting like he just saw Jesus in all his glory-

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Kokichi: Y/N IS VERY PRETTY, OKAY?!

Shuichi: I'm sure you think so

Kokichi: OH, DON'T THINK I DON'T REMEMBER YOU STARING AT THEM TOO, EMO BOY!!

Rantaro: Oh well

Authour: You were staring at shirtless Kiyo

Rantaro: WHAT?!

HELLO EGG BOI AND SLENDERMAN

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Kokichi: *wheeze*

Miu: What the f- *starts cackling*

Kirumi: They seem to enjoy that comment

1 you're a bitch who caused them problems

2 you made them cry

3 you made them blame THEMSELVES

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Authour: Ain't nobody touching my children without me giving them something worse than the slipper

Kaito: Do you actually... do that?

Authour: I've thrown a slipper at my brother

Maki: I can somehow see you doing that

I HAVE DIED EVERYDAAAAY WAAITING FOR YOU 😭😭

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Authour: DARLING DON'T BE AFRAID, IIIIII HAVE LOVED YOU- Anyways, yes, I love that song

Tenko: Seems like everyone else did too

Authour: Y'all sounded great even though we needed like, 6 takes

Just admitted it guys we're the light of your life 😫😫

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Kokichi: Mhm~

Maki: Never do that again

Makoto. You're a mother now. Congrats! Who's the father?

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Kokichi: Togami, probably

Authour: Koki--! Actually...

Kaede: Authour, please

Authour: PLEASE WHAT

Everyone asks "Where's the therapist" but they never ask "how's the therapist" 😔

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Authour: It's the truth

authour pick me up im TERRIFIED * calls authour *

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Authour: I.. can't drive. BUT I CAN PICK YOU UP!

Kaito: You'd collapse on the way

Authour: *does actually have low iron and knee problems* you didn't need to say that

wait change in plans I'm marrying chiaki

Y/N x Miu ☝🤯💘💞

Fxck Kokichi, Gib me the emo baby

Screw Kokichi, let's have Shuichi instead

Kinda wish I read getting married to Komaeda, Rantaro, maki or tenko

I believe you babes... Still wanted to marry you (Rantaro). But ig kokichi is fine. He still didn't say he missed us.

Wait cuz now I feel some typa way😕 Maybe it's time to beat a bitch (kokichi) up

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Everyone: ...

Maki: You have very loyal people on your side

Kokichi: *sobbing* Authour-chaaaan!!

Authour: And, here he comes

Kokichi proceeds to cry without any tears

Authour: *pats his head* Calm down.

Kokichi: You're loyal to me, right Authour-chan?

Authour: Yeah, yeah... You do know my favourite character is Rantaro too, right?

Kokichi: Yeah... but you're not about to beat me up for not saying I miss you

Kaede: Yeah, uh... he did actually, originally, but then he forgot his line and Authour thought it was funny so she left it in

Kokichi: Now everyone hates me TvT

Authour: Alright, alright. Can you get off my chest now?

Kokichi: No. I want the readers to know that I'm the only one that has ever had this experience and that they can't

Tenko: DEGENERATE!!

Kokichi: I'm just hugging her, calm-- AGH! DON'T KICK ME!!

Tenko: THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY YOU ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!!

Authour: Dang, girlie's hitting close to home. Anyways, see ya! OH AND ALSO IT'S THE 100TH CHAPTER 🥳🥳🥳

Edit: well, it was until I deleted some chapters