《The Jamaican Savage and Ratched kinda Love》'Lets Play Pretense'
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Casidy's POV
This time we made sure that Tina came to the house because, the ups and downs were very hectic on my birthday, and there was no way I could handle the stress of doing all that again on top of how stressed I was.
'Mi stress-o-meter bun up!'
Getting through the night had been so ruff, knowing he was out there somewhere, probably hurt, hungry or even undergoing some un-Godly things.
'God forbid!'
I had to lock myself in the bathroom when Charity said she was gonna wait up for him because he was to finish the next part of the book, 'Winnie the Pooh'. She was hell bent specifically for him to read the book, even though mummy and I had offered to read it for her. But who could blame her?
He mastered the voice change for every single character, with the narrative voice being different. His expression was off the rails. I even teased him that he missed his true calling, because nobody could impersonate others than him. He was so talented . Probably if his life didn't start off on such a bad note, then he could've been a movie star perhaps.
"Miss, if yuh keep up wid da nyamming ting deh, yuh naa go can fit inna da dress deh dis evening, watch eee sweet joke!" Mummy said while pulling the package of muffins away. "Lawd God a ongle two lef outta di wol six wa mi get! Gyal mek yuh glutinous so? Yuh mean to seh insteada yuh get betta, yuh a get wusss?
'She can exaggerate eeeh?' I said rolling my eyes.
Kelly's face was now finished and told Mummy to go next. She placed the remaining muffins on the counter then turned to make her way upstairs.
"Yuh know wa," she said turning back. "Mek a carry dem ya wid mi cause mi wouldn't waan fi flatten smaddy in ya dis evening !"
And she did just that. She grabbed them up and marched up the stairs. I hissed my teeth in return.
'As if mi did go nyam dem off!' I reached in the fridge and took out a green apple and some grapes instead. 'She can gwaan wid her tings!'
"Head still a hurt yuh mama?" Kelly asked.
"Aaah bwoi! Mi nuh know how mi go mek it out tonight. Mi just feel a way a play dress up like eveyting aaahright and Reign ... mi no know if im dead or alive! Mi just...uuugggghhh" I answered while walking over to a kitchen stool to sit. "Mi waan scream, mi waan cry, mi waan roll, mi waan stomp! Mi just waan him come back home to mi inna one piece. Mi cyaan badda!"
"Casidy please just calm dung! Mi no think him do Reign nutten. Mi just think him need him fi do supm, cause if him did want him dead, him coulda kill him right here, that night." She had a point. "But dem spare him and only drug unu and dem no touch yuh all now."
"But girl even if that true. Who can say fi sure seh di plan ago work?" I was nervous as hell about this little plan cooked up Mummy. "Girl mi cyaan lose him! Mi woulda mad out, in fact mi feel like mi a mad right now!"
"Ey! Ey! Eeyyy!" She stood right infront of me. She used her hands to hold my forearm in place. I couldn't look at her so a held my head down. "Look pon mi and listen up! So... yuh see tonight? Yuh ago pretty up and walk in wid yuh head up like nothing at all no wrong... You... as a matter of fact.... all a wi ago do everything according to the plan.... wi naa drop short none tall. And at the very end of the night, well a Reign that wi ago carry home and everthing ago go back to normal! Yere dat?"
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I just didn't know how to respond. How could I act as if everything was ok and it was far from that?
"Casidy! A yuh mi a talk to eno! Yuh a hear mi? Reign ago come home and its gonna seem like a dream. Trust me!"
Reign's POV
'Hungry and heat no wuk a bloodclaat!'
I've gone almost two full days without food or as much as an ounce of water and it was as if I couldn't even manage the weight of my own head. My eyes fought to stay open and I'm sure I saw Casidy goofing off at me. It was her that kept me trying.
I have gone through alot of shit in my lifetime, but hungry days were never among them, so it was definitely a new chapter for me.
'Fuckkkk! come like mi all a see doubles to pussy claat! Mi need fi get outta da place ya soon!'
I gathered whatever little strength I had left to rock the chair 'harder'. The aim was to rock it until the chair would finally 'give way' so I could atleast be able stand. Once I was able to stand then I'd break the glass and use it to try and cut the rope.
'Mi watch too much movie fi cyaan pull dis off! Afta dat, mi can find a way fi get out and deal wid him man dem wa outta door a guard. Dem so fool fool dat not even check dem nuh check in. All dem do a bun weed and chat a bag a fuckery!'
Just then my thought shifted to all those kids worldwide that are facing starvation.
'Mi can jus imagine waan likkle pickney wa deh starve, cause if mi feel so to pussyclaat! Den dem no muss feel wuss!'
Casidy's POV
Seeing mummy all glammed up, I think the plan might actually even work. Don't get me wrong, mummy had the looks and shape ofcourse, but seeing her fully embracing them and showing them off, flaunting away in a beautiful dress, made me get a glimpse of what she was like in her 20s/30s.
She would always boast about her younger days but never really got a chance to see any pictures because we had to leave most things behind running from the abuse back then.
"Den watch hips a swing!" Kelly hyped her up. "Show dem how its done yaa Mama P.... watch deh man! Swing... swing .... sway!"
For the first time since two days, I've genuinely smiled. I didn't have to fake a smile or force one out. It just came rolling out like the red carpet.
"Cho... Mek a save mi sexiniss fi lata yaa," she smiled playfully saying.
"You look extraordinary Mummy" I couldn't keep the compliment in. She walked over to me and smiled.
"Thanks mi child ... and so do you. You are looking so beautiful as always." She held my chin up gently. "I know this is a very difficult time for you my dear, but I am begging you to have a little faith, if not in me, surely in God! Reign is gonna be home with us tonight and no later than that... I promise!"
She looked down on my shoulders, then picked off a piece of thread from my dress and looked me, dead in the eyes, this time with a cold sterness in hers.
"Now listen to mi good mi daughta! Yuh ago go in deh, smile, sway, charm and get through di night. Rememba wa mi always seh? Neva let them see you cry, the moment they do, they'll sense your weakness and use it against you." She gently touch my cheeks and continued, "A time fi show dem seh dem no fi mess wid wi family! Now remember to smile mi seh and mek sure Charity inna yuh eyesight at all times. Wi affi focused! Absolutely no room fi slip ups!"
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By this time, Charity was making her way down the stairs in her tiny glass slippers and Fairy Godmother Kelly by her side. Cinderella had nothing on my baby!
With each step, I heard the tiniest impact of heels on tiles, causing me to turn in ger direction instantly.
'I made this beautiful being!' I boasted inwardly.
Mummy grabbed my fingers and squeezed it so hard as we stared into the grace of Charity's elegance. My only regret is that Reign wasn't here to see her right now.
'The fuck? Mi need fi stop thinking like this. Him a come home tonight.... by the hook or by the crook!'
As she graced the very last step of the stairs, we both rushed over to where she was.
"Mommy and grandma look!The lady upstairs dressed me like a princess. She even gave me lip gloss" she said excitedly and pouted her lips to show. "See!"
"Cho baxide... a who fa princess gran daughta dis ya?" Mummy asked. Charity giggled so hard that we all burst into a fit of laughter.
'Contagious!'
"Excuse mi deh mek mi give princess Charity a talk deh!" Mummy said brushing me to the side gently with her hips.
'Den a who let har out?'
I took the time to go back up to the room and settle the amount with Tina then we all could leave.
By the time I reached the room, she was almost finished packing and cleaning up the area she worked. I paid her and thanked her then she left. The moment she walked out, I was left staring at Reign's suit.
It was a royal blue jacket with gold embroidered patterns and black collar with a white shirt and black bow tie, paired with black pants and black shoes. See the event was a black and gold event, but being the boss, he and his family definitely had to stand out.
I took my purse and made my way downstairs where TP and Reign's two other trusted friends, M&M and Virgo, were waiting to play cheauffer because for this plan to work, we needed to go as 3 separate persons. We wouldn't as much as nod to each other.
💖Kelly💖
💖Charity (Reign's Bighead)💖
Mummy kissed Charity and went ahead with Virgo, then Kelly and TP. So we were now left with M&M at the house. I ensured that every entrance was locked properly and we drove out.
Upon reaching the gate, I checked in with security. I ofcourse sent some footage to the former security company after the back and forth arguments about the vehicle and the employees. They continuously stated that the vehicle wasn't one of their registered vehicle on their system and that the men despite wearing what appears to be their uniform, weren't their employees. They will definately be hearing from my lawyer.
'It naa go just guh so!'
M&M drive carefully to the Montego bay convention center. As we pulled up, all eyes automatically turned in our direction.
I had to show up in style, so the exact vehicle Reign had planned to drive, that was the same one we pulled up in. According to Reign, 'affi mek dem know Bossy deh ya!' So ofcourse we pulled up in style, his stylish silver 2018 Nissan GT-R.
I could hear the whispers as M&M came around and pulled the door and thats exactly what I wanted to happen.
'Smile, hold your head up and stride. Glance back at M&M a little then smirk. You've got this !' My subconciousness boosted and thats exactly what I did.
"But no bossy ooman dat, a wa dem do lef?"
"Dat deh gyal deh just nyam out di man and cut, watch di cyar to nuh"
"Look like di break up lick Reign head mek im no come all now!"
"Jade did tell wi eno, gyal get back har man... mi affi go call gudz lata!"
"Den a really da man deh she pick up? Him owna friend! What a bitch! A waan fight ar."
'Ano dat run up!' My inner queen said strapping on her boxing gloves. 'Worst how mi waan mash up smaddy fi Reign! I fucking dear you!'
I stopped to take a picture while smiling as if I wasn't bothered by the comments.
I met and greeted a few persons, including...'That motha fucka!'
It took every bit of restraint to keep from lodging my heel in his spine. Instead I just walked over to him. He was wearing blue, 'our' color, to a 'Black and Gold' event. This couldn't be a coincident!
'God gimi strength fi nuh gi him a right hand hook!'
"Looking quite beautiful tonight niece!" He slyly said. "But where is my nephew? Isn't he afraid that someone might snatch you up in and instance?"
"Oh you haven't heard right?" I said, watching his eyes squint in pretence of confusion.
"Heard what? Lawd gee .... Nuh tell mi trouble inna camp?" He took a sip of whatever was in his glass.
'A waan step inna yuh face bout lawd gee! Fucka cyaan choke!'
"He left me gone to who knows where with who... so that ship has sailed. I am not putting up with none of it." He shook his head in disappointment. "I guess he learnt from the best eeeh! Like father like son!"
He choked while taking yet, another sip from the glass.
'Bing-FUCKING-go!'
I saw his face change into a sudden state of Panic, without him even asking out aloud, I knew he wanted to know how much I knew and with that, I turned and stepped off dramatically.
I spotted Mummy from across the room and as discussed, I stooped to kiss Charity. It was now time for her to work her magic!
💖Mama P💖
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