《Unexpected Text Messages : Slashers x Reader》Chapter 6: Who The Hell Are You?
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Phantom has been added to gore convention
Y/n's POV:
What the fuck??
I look over at my phone, making sure that my eyes weren't deceiving me. Ghost really wasn't kidding, holy shit, why are there so many people????
Me: ghost, buddy, wtf
Unknown: who the hell are you?
Me: I could ask you the same thing 🤨
Unknown: I thought we agreed to not add anyone else into this gc?
Me: ouch my feelings, anyway, ghost u bitch why'd you add me
Ghost: bitch???? my feelings-
Me: cry about it ass
Unknown: alright who tf is the new person
Ghost: everyone, meet phantom, phantom, meet everyone
Me: wow, so many unknown numbers, I'm honored 🙄
Unknown: ungrateful bitch
Me: tf? I know the bitch with the Louisiana area code aint talking shit
Ghost: phantom calm urself omg
Me: shut up
Unknown: please refrain from being so crude in the group conversation
Ghost: Hannibal shut it
Me: alright, so we got one name down, only about a hundred to go
Ghost: it's like, 15 numbers clam down
Me: calm*
Hannibal: calm*
Me: :0000 another person who corrects Ghost's grammar??
Hannibal: indeed, it is pleasant to meet another person who respects english dialect
Ghost: show off
Unknown: I had to leave back now
Unknown: how dare you insult louisiana you bitch
Me: is bitch the only insult you can come up with?🥱🤨
Unknown: 'Ghost' get your ass down here right now,we need to talk
Ghost: shhhh not now billy I'm watching the drama unfold
Me: Oh em gee, the billy? the incel???? I'm so honoured bae
Ghost: oh my fucking god phantom-
You quickly changed billy's contact name in your phone, laughing silently to yourself.
Angry Incel: you did not just call me an incel istg i'll gut you like a fish you mistake
Me: there was no need to bring my accidental upbringing into this, damn 🥹
I quickly screenshot the texts, and head over to Ghost's contact, sending him the photo
Ghost: that name is perfect omfg
Me: ikr
I return to the group chat, where the chaos was continuing.
Unknown: I'm sorry...but who's the new number?
Unknown: a real bitch
Me: the audacity of these people I can't-
Me: alright, introduction time, I can't tell anyone apart with all these unknown numbers
Unknown: the name's Bo, don't wear it out
Unknown: I'm vincent :)
Me: Nice to meet you vincent, nice to know not everyone in this chat is an ass
Ghost: phantom-
Me: did I lie? 🤨
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