"dude im straight vibin" this bitch called me while i was literally in the bath

hoe

"where are you?" i hear him stepping around the house and stop near the bathroom door

ah shit-

"if you wanna see some bomb ass booty cheeks then come on in" i hear the phone hang up and the door knob turn

WHAT THE FU-

i see him and grab a full container of shampoo

"YEET" throwing it, i see it hit him straight in the head

"DAMN BITCH" he closes the door

"doNt bE a pEepIng tOm" i grab the towel and dry myself off

i hear him grumble a bit and walk away from the door

i finish drying myself off and grab my clothes, getting dressed and then heading out the door

seeing him on my bed in his new attire i sigh and grab my phone

"dude billy was supposed to be here like an hour ago" i check to see if i have any messages from him

i do not

"why worry about him when you can have me?" i see him get up

"you look like you collect light up sketchers" i throw my phone onto my bed and feel a body against mine

"why do i get the feeling you dont like me" he gets closer

i fake a gasp

"me! hating you? the person whos tried to kill me so many times! never!" i put a hand to my chest

"your sarcasm hurts" he backs away slightly

"yea well so do knives so." i go to my phone hearing a notification

"who pissed in your cereal today" he leans against my doorway

i lay down on my bed

"billy said he had a surprise for me and said he would come over today" i kick my feet a bit

"sounds like hes a simp" i hear footsteps and see him at the end of my bed

"your moms a simp" i am now mentally facepalming

"wow.. that was weak" i hear him slightly sigh and open my window

"your moms weak" hes already halfway out my window

"choke" he jumps down and i get up and close my window, laying back down

"i kinda miss st-" i hear my door open and close

"BAEEEEEE"

ITS BILLY

racing down the stairs and seeing the brown haired simp holding a few bags and hug him, almost knocking him down

let me tell you

this man is so goddam strong

he picks me up and spins us around

"missed you bae" he sets me down and gets something out of his pocket

"im sorry i wasnt here earlier-" he holds something to me

its a note?

"is this joint paper-" he cuts me off

"mf just open it goddam"

opening the note i see some crappy ass handwriting

"sir i need a translator"

"that hurted-"

'wanna... go.. to the.... lake?

"wanna go to the lake?" i look up at him as he pulls out his black swim shorts

"fuck yea!"