Good morning sunshine. It's 9 am.

And I didn't need to look that up because it's 9 AM WHERE I AM TOO

Welllll I'm going out for breakfast with my mum and then idk

What about you?

Soooo

So if you're free

And I'm free

You see where I'm going with this

Oh

What why not?

I think we've established the fact that I'm not a murderer or a rapist

Then what?

I promise I won't hate you if u r ugly

If you don't do the same to me

Then what!!

Well will you be ready with in the next 3 months or am I never going to know what my best friend looks like?

Yeah well, I'm not giving you that title for long if all you're going to be is a ghost behind a phone screen.

Too bad my patience isn't

Times a tickin