okay okay okay

she got her number

they're going on a date this weekend

see this could be us

we talked for the first time like

3 hours ago

and youre set on the idea were gonna date

duh

have u never had a wattpad phase ?!

obviously not

is that a dealbreaker

not necessarily

i just dont believe you

everyone has had a wattpad phase

i read one direction fan fiction

id say its not my finest moment but it really was

i was convinced it was gonna happen

that whole 'my mom sold me to one direction to pay for drugs' thing ???

SEE YOU DID HAVE A WATTPAD PHASE

i bet ur in it rn.

NO I DID NOT

AM NOT.

you suck

congrats on ur friend on the date

RIGHT

im gonna have a new friend :D

i will now have 2!!!

u suck x2

whats ur friends name

creepy man part 2!!!!!!

her name is ren

short for renovations

oh ?????

is her dad like

a builder

LMAO IM KIDDING

its not short for anything

just ren

her dates name is emily

sounds basic ik but shes SO pretty

whats ur name

nope

not yet

yeah thought so

it was worth a shot

think about our wedding night when people ask about how we met and we can say "we didnt know eachothers name at first!!!! so mysterious and sexy"

i hate you

we arent going to date

yeah keep telling urself that buddy

wait......

how old are u

20.....

how old are u

pls dont be like super old or 12

oh thank god

im 19

turning 20 in october 💪💪

so glad im not getting arrested tonight

TONIGHT????

so u plan on getting arrested another night....

mama im in love with a criminal ;)

i will block you

yeah that seems reasonable

what r ur interests sexy man

stop it

idk i like gaming

A GAMER?

im swooning

i also consider myself quite the gamer

whats ur favourite game

terraria all the way baby

minecraft a close second.... maybe even a tie

i play minecraft !!!

you see all this and DONT think were destined to be together ?!

pathetic

smhing

im ignoring that

ive gtg my roommate wants me to play mc w him

THERES A ROOMMATE

whats his name

im not telling u

come onnn

you know ren's name

its only fair

fine

his name is clay

bye now

bye lover

what are ur opinions on taylor swift

shes not my favourite but she's alright

that was the wrong answer wasnt it

very much so. taylor is above everyone and it is a constant blessing that we are even living in the same world as her

go play minecraft with clay now

he seems like the type to get mad at me for keeping u away form the game

what do you mean 'he seems like that type' youve never talked to him

a name says a lot about a person

CAN I TALK TO CLAY

no

boooooooo u suck