GOOOOOOD MORNING AMERICA

its 9pm

how was work

bad!!!!

what happened?

its work what do u expect

anyway im omw to get dinner w my fav coworker :]

true tbh

clays dragging me out somewhere and said i have to dress nice except that's literally way too much effort

i wanna stay home and play minecraft

that is single-handedly the lamest thing you have ever said to me

i feel like youd be the type of guy to say "head up queen! your crown is slipping"

literally what the fuck

im not lying

have you ever said it before

be honest

no i have never said that

LAME

i dont understand you

do u have to wear a suit with clay

sadly yes

OMG SEND PHOTOS

actually is it like a suit or a hot suit

well im wearing it so ofc its hot

boooooo ur boring

mr ego

its hard not to have a huge ego when ur as attractive as me

fuck u

hello clay!

im not giving you pandas information

wooooooow

thats low

how dare you assume i only want to talk to you to know more about pandas

my bad

i shouldnt have assumed

what would you like

what does pandas look like

LMAOO

you suck oh my god

im not telling you

ok fair enough

one simple question

no need to sugar coat the answer

this is bro to bro

completely honest

bestie to bestie

im scared

is pandas attractive

why do you ask

because he told me his ego is so large bc he is insanely attractive

and i just want to know if hes right or if hes a pathological liar

hes right

hes so hot

whenever we go out there are always girls chasing him down the street begging him for his number

its hard to keep up with sometimes

did he tell you to say that

yeah he said hed give me $200

HOW ARE YOU TWO SO RICH LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK

what do u do for a living

all ive heard ab u is that u play mc

literally what is your job

good question

r u going to answer it

nah

BOOOO ur boring

what do u think about taylor swift

i love her

WOOOOOOOO you've redeemed yourself

have a great night going out w pandas

i will be talking to u later

probably not tbh

maybe if i feel like it

tell pandas he sucks

and that i will be talking to him later

tell him urself

bye bug

u suck

bye clay

and

have fun tonight w clay + u suck + ill talk to you later + ratio

LLLLL LMAO

get ratiod

i don't understand u

L

have fun send suit pics ;)

i was going to but now that u winked i take it back

U WERE GOING TI?

PANDA ISTG U WERE GONNA SEND SUIT PICS?

im distraught rn

STOP LEAVING ME ON READ

ill talk to u when i get back

bye panda u absolute hottie