GOOOOD MORNING AMERICA

i said it before u L

its actually afternoon

but ill take it as morning

bc i just woke up

clay just woke up too

u guys suck

waking up at literally 2pm

clay and i are actually the same person

sorry you had to find out like this

i wanted to tell you earlier

my whole life feels like a lie

im gonna go sit it the corner and think

omg like that one taylor swift song

which song

better than revenge

it starts w

"now go sit in the corner and think about what youve done"

and then she absolutely slays

what a great song

ill listen to it now

im swooning

thats so romantic

maybe we should just make out rn

i really dislike you

but this is a great song so far

it only gets better

cnat believe im in charge of ur taylor education this is such an honour

i have the best taylor educator

i will literally kiss u rn

stop it

ihy

how was ur day

dude i just woke up

fine

remember jackson

the guy who i was talking to u ab when we first texted

the guy who u never got past the talking stage w?

yeah i remember

he texted me today

asking to hang out

in literally the most desperate way

"i miss you so much babe please give me a chance ill do it right this time. come over?"

so gross LMAO

ew

that seems like a walking red flag

THATS WHAT I SAID

so i blocked him

good

BUT

oh no

HE STARTED TEXTING ME ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING

literally like insta, snap, twitter

i blocked him on everything and then he started EMAILING ME ?

EW?

THATS SO POSSESSIVE

RIGHT

ur so smart king

shut up

whats his last name

smith

basic white boy

jackson smith

youve gotta be shitting me

what

i went to high school w that dude

UR KIDDING

THATS SO FUNNY OMG

dude he even looks like the type of guy to do that i wouldn't put it past him

i never talked to him in school but that seems so typical of him

ur so fun when u gossip

we should do this more often

how was ur day

long

clays alarms went off at like 6am for some reason

and they woke me up and i wasnt able to get back to sleep

but clay turned them off and fell back asleep and woke up half an hour ago

so ive done nothing but kill time for 8 hours

should have woken clay up

pour water on him

jump on him

idk

thats so mean i would never do that

YOU TOLD REN TO WAKE ME UP LIKE THAT?

WDYM UD NEVER DO THAT

yeah well ur different

its fun making fun of you

clay could knock me out in one punch

you couldnt

so

its funny

fuck you

i could easily knock u out

oh really

how tall r u

....

i dont wanna answer that

i asked as a joke but now i wanna know

how tall r u

5'1...

5'1 ?!?!??

UR TINY

WHAT

this is so funny im gonna make fun of u so much