"you stupid brat!"

Taehyung hit Jungkook repeatedly when he woke up. he remembered how his bestfriend walked in on them doing it.

"what did I do?"

Jungkook was trying not to laugh at taehyung who had his face all red and his hands covering it.

"Jimin saw us!"

"well, that couldn't be stopped"

"but it's embarrassing!"

"he'll forget about it don't worry pfft"

Taehyung groaned and tried standing up- keyword: tried.

"i am NEVER letting us do this again"

"aww, don't be like that bubs"

Jungkook cuddled taehyung and nuzzled his nose on the crook of taehyung's neck.

"you cute piece of shit"

"i know~"

Jungkook laughed and kissed Taehyung.

T I N G

the sound of taehyung's phone entered the room, it was a message from the great hoe himself, jimin.

.

"i didn't want that info ewww"

"hahaha cute"

jungkook chuckled while getting up himself and heading for the bathroom, he was still butt-naked and Taehyung couldn't help but stare at his muscles.

whole meal: right infront of me

"i'll bathe you since you couldn't get up yourself"

he carried Taehyung and put him in the bath tub, while he was still naked himself.

"can you wash yourself?"

"yes I can"

"okay, i'll be waiting outside, call me if you need anything"

Taehyung hummed as he released Jungkook's hands and started playing with the water and some bubbles he added himself.

his phone was on the table near the sink where the folded towels were and he got up, painfully, like really- he was in pain.

"ow ow ow"

he reached out for the phone and started playing some music.

Walk it like i talk it

Walk it like I talk it

walk it walk it like i talk it

walk it like I talk it.

Take my shoes and walk a mile

somethin' that you can't do

Big talks of the town

big boy gang moves

I like to walk around with my chain loose

Taehyung didn't care if he was being loud but he was enjoying himself in the bath tub, not knowing that Jungkook was listening to him and smiling like an idiot while holding his phone where he paused his game.

"Jungkook?"

Taehyung was just sitting there while Jungkook played on his computer, which he hadn't touched in like months.

"hmm?"

"i'll get water downstairs okay?"

"no no, i'll get it instead, you lay down again"

"but-"

"shhh"

before Taehyung could speak up again, Jungkook had ran out of the room and got taehyung a glass of cold water.

"thank you"

Taehyung smiled and Jungkook nodded in return before sitting down on his computer again.

"Jungkook?"

"hmm?"

"when will we get married?"

Jungkook stopped clicking and turned his chair around to face taehyung

"we can get married now if you'd like"

"really?"

"yeah, i wanna spend the rest of my life with you tae-"

"spare the vows on our wedding pretty boy"

Taehyung rolled his eyes and chuckled.

"if you say so"

"imagine me bragging about my husband"

"that sounds nice"

Jungkook turned to face his computer and continued playing league of legends.

"so you're telling me Jungkook wouldn't let you walk?"

"yeah-"

"he's hurt!"

"but it's alright jungkook"

Jungkook and Taehyung fought in front of their five friends and the other just groaned because once again, jungkook and Taehyung were in their own world debating.

"you don't have to take care of me all day kookie"

"but you're in pain bubs"

they pouted together and held each other's hands tightly while jungkook sighed and sat beside Taehyung facing the others as well.

"are you guys fighting or..."

"we're confused, why did you 2 even invite us here?"

"well we're getting married-"

"HOLD UP WHAT?" jimin said

jin screamed and jimin stood up holding his hair looking like he's gone insane, while yoongi sat down calmly and Hoseok made some sound effects like he was celebrating. Namjoon screaming as well with Hoseok as they jumped around.

"what did you do kookie?"

taehyung whispered and pinched jungkook's sides, making the younger laugh in response.

"tell me you're joking taetae"

Jimin kneeled in front of him and looked- well glared at Jungkook like a kitty who exposed it's claws.

"why are you so mad about it?"

"i can't believe you're getting married"

"well i'm not"

everyone turned quiet and Jin raised a brow.

"you all thought that i'd get married just after 3 months?"

"well yes? it's not like the two of you wouldn't marry each other anyway"

"well jin hyung has a point"

Hoseok shrugged and taehyung also knew he was correct. if the world chose jungkook as his soulmate and his mark is forever with him then surely they're made for each other.

"so when are we getting to know little tae and kook?"

"soon?"

"you're pregnant?"

"no"

Taehyung chuckled and playfully slapped Jungkook's arms.

"you guys are insane, wanna go out and eat?"

"meat? hell yes"

Jungkook answered and stood up.

"but you're in pai-"

he turned but saw Taehyung standing up on his own.

"trust me it got a little better so, let's go?"

"let me walk with you-"

"you 2 are too cute, i almost puked"

"well if you puked on the floor then you're cleaning it"

taehyung rolled his eyes and walked with jungkook outside to eat with everyone