what are you doing anyway?

gathering proof

: for what?

oh my god, why was I just bombarded with the collarbones of 7 dudes?

oh that's BTS...

what-

THAT..THAT. IS. WHAT.A. VISIBLE. COLLARBONE. SHOULD. LOOK. LIKE.

uh, okay? But yours was visible too..

and it looked good, better than these 7..

yahhh, stob it, your attempts at making blush are glamorously failing..

(*no not really, you were redder than a tomato*)

hah! Liar😏

that's your favourite emoji isn't it..

wipe that smirk off your face..

no, I won't, I like smirking, I've been told my smirks are H✨O✨T✨

not H✨O✨T✨ on the face I've imagined

yahh, what exactly have you imagined?

a 50 year old man who's trying to catfish me

but you're still talking to this 50 year old man, so it must be something..

yeah right...

destiny.. *with shimmering eyes*

you're so extra..

that's a well established fact now..

OKAY, question 1 answered, moving on..

it wasn't exactly a question. But okay

I'm not a fucking sadist..well.. maybe..but no.. no I'm not. A sneezing guy is not sexy lmaoooo.

it's just THAT particular guy who is extremely sexy but caught a cold because he was trying to be too cool..

he caught a cold because he's cool? You confuse me so much.. smh

this might be tmi but honestly, who cares

he was shirtless, and it's October already.. slightly windy out there.. plus with COVID everywhere.. 😬

ah I see, so you saw a shirtless guy on the road?

wtf..where do you think I live ?

no ofc not.. he was inside his house

oh my god, we're you spying on him?

were*

pfffft, no.. I mean, yes.. not really, I was just seeing who had moved next door..

CAUGHT RED HANDED MISS Y/N

it's not what it looks like..i swear.. he was literally across my bedroom window.. and I was sitting on my study table, studying.. and he just shows up in just a towel.. that was A LOT to take in, I'm not complaining but.. HOT DAMN

okay I should really shut up now.

moving on to question 3

you're hilarious.. not at all a byuntae

I know.. and YES YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT IM NOT A PERVERT

HAHAHA I DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THE MEANING

I pick up some random Korean words from run bts episodes lmaooo, and I absolutely loved this word. Now that I think of it.. I kinda am a BYUNTAE..

uh huh..alright.. good to know

lol, don't get too excited , q3 now

my mother...well...

: is it a difficult topic? Leave it, it's okay

oh you have no idea how difficult it is..

she would literally stop any random good looking guy and ask him if he's single.. because her daughter is single..

LMAOOOO, you're single? I didn't expect that.. ALSO, why would she do that?

why tf does no one expect me to be single? You havent even seen me???!!!! MY STANDARDS ARE TOO HIGH. IM IN LOVE WITH 7 BOYS WHO DONT KNOW I EXIST

Oh come on., they do know you exist, and they appreciate you and love you.. also, i dont need to see you to know that youre too cool to be single.. im sure there are tons of guys waiting to be with you..

....holy shit dude.. stop embarrassing the fuck out of me...

sure, I'm gonna go tell this to every dude who asks me out now.. there are 7 boys in South Korea who love and appreciate me. So sorry, you have no chance with me.

sounds about right

I'm virtually throwing a chair at you

your honestly inspires me

ANYWAY, why my mom does that.. well, my ex was a complete dickface, sick piece of crap.

and he played a real number on me

so I dumped his sorry ass, or whatever.. a doomed relationship

my mom realised I was upset .. but honestly I wasn't.. the relationship was sorta toxic PLUS I FOUND BTS RIGHT AFTER MY BREAK UP SO NO.. LIFE IS GOOD MOM

but she didn't agree to me

like I wasn't perfectly okay.. he cheated on me WITH my best friend..

so that was just .. well.. a little too much to handle..

and the day I got to know about it.. it was all very weird.

: AND on top of that, it happened publicly...

sorry for interrupting, but lemme guess, that's why you were upset yesterday?

bingo!

: I'm sorry you had to go through that.. he surely was a dickface piece of crap ..

what an asshole.

: I'm glad BTS helped you..

you're very strong y/n.. I'm proud of you.

you're a calming presence, M.

hey that's okay

I'm gonna be cringey and send a smiley because I'm smiling

😊😊😊

had it been one smiley , it wouldn't have been so creepy. This just makes me think you wanna murder me.

AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO FOUND THESE EMOJIS PSYCHOPATHIC!!!!!

oh no, you're not alone.. they would've been normal for me but when one of my hyungs uses it , I know for sure I've fucked up.. so I can NEVER see this as a normal smiley.

HAHAAHAH. I had forgotten for a moment that you're Korean lmaoooo, the "hyungs" snapped me back to reality.

your mom is a sweet lady

I don't think many moms would do that for their kids.. most parents don't even notice their kids are upset.

she loves you a lot

haha, yeah, it is sweet.. I mean, I really appreciate all her gestures. But, it's also kinda embarrassing🤣

it's okay though 🥲

hahah, cute

(*can he stop calling me cute already, does this 50 year old man have no idea he's giving me butterflies. For what reason, I don't know..)

I hope I answered all your questions, sir. I need to start with my online classes now lmao

haha, yes, all satisfactorily answered.. weird but okay.. I need to sleep toooooo

all the best y/n

haha, thank you, I need luck for these stupid lectures. Also, good night , sleep well, I'll talk to you later

it's a busy busy day tomorrow, I hope I get time to talk to you❤️

(*omfg, WHY WOULD HE SEND A RED HEART.. GET LOST MR. M.....*)

aw okay, sweet💜good night

(*a Purple Heart, safe and polite.. oh he's offline already, must be exhausted. Oh fuck it's 3am in South Korea*)