It was 6 am, early morning and you did not anticipate a text back from either of them because all of you were up late chatting till 2am.. you were almost about to go back to sleep but then your phone pinged.

You almost threw your phone away because of the reply you got.

I need to stop texting the wrong people...

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I had the weirdest dream..Jimin was biting my nose.. now I'm torn between 'was it cannibalism or was it sexy?' but Thorium was biting my nose...

M: y/n, I just asked you your first bias, and now I have so many questions..

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Then you realized why this happened.. you had been talking to Eric and Maia till pretty late so you did not expect a text from anyone overnight.. you didn't even bother checking the name at the top because you tend to forget your dreams and you wanted to let Eric and Maia know about this crackhead dream...But apparently M had decided to text you...

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y/n: I am so sorry, I promise this is the last time I'm sending a wrong text to the wrong person

M: No please, y/n, let me ask my questions or I would be haunted for a lifetime..and more..

y/n: .....

y/n: go on....

M: for starters, WHAT THE FUCK IS THORIUM?

M: okay never mind, a friend was sitting beside me and he told me it's the name of a very rare element

M: but WHY THE FUCK IS THE ELEMENT BITING YOUR NOSE?

y/n: OKAY CALM THE FUCK DOWN

y/n: and dude I'm already embarrassed, stop telling your friends about this lmaooo

M: oh I didn't tell him that, I just exclaimed pretty loudly and he told me that Thorium is an element.. and that I should stop shouting because I gave him a headache....then I remembered I had studied this..

M: now back to my question.......

y/n: right

y/n: well, Thorium is the name of my cat

y/n: before you ask me why I named it Thorium.. I love chemistry...

M: I don't know what to think..

M: okay...

M: you're so weird..

y/n: yessir I know

M: sex question

M: sex*

M: sec**

M: SECOND*

y/n: lmaooo, calm your horny ass down

M: yah would you help me?

y/n: ......

y/n: yeah sure

M:

M: I am both Suga and V in the background

y/n: that's one of my favorite run episodes...THEY WERE ALL SO ADORABLE..LITTLE BABIESSSS

M: you're calling 7 grown up men in their late 20s babies?

y/n: hey, jungkookie is still a baby

M:

M: yeah right.. that's a baby

y/n: 😳😳

y/n: jeez that picture could get me pregnant

y/n: daddy 💦🤤

M:

M: and this?

y/n: oh fuck me Jimin

y/n: 💦🤤💦💦🍑🍆

y/n: hey stob it

y/n: what are you doing

y/n: my inner whore is surfacing

M: hahaha, you're horny early in the morning now

M: wait, that reminds me

M: why tf are you up so early, it's Saturday morning

y/n: yeah that's what, Thorium woke me up

M: aw, poor baby..

GUYSSSSSS BTS IS GIVING US SO MUCH CONTENT IM GONNA DIE

AND THE GRAMMY NOMINATIONS!!! WOHOOOOOOOO!!!!

THEYRE CORRUPTED BUT STILLLL

MY BABIES ARE SO HAPPY

WHICH MEANS IM HAPPY

BUT I MISS SUGAAAAA

SO MUCH