"Hay now young man come on over here and listen to an old mans rambling from his youth would you? I say were has you generations darring and Moxxie gone? We never tought it to your parents, and maybe that was our mistake, but they had only to look up at our backs and learn from example."

"But come on how could we have know that they would need such detailed instructions, we didn't have them and we still dared fate herself. We still took chances wager and were willing to deal with deaths gambits. Why couldn't they atleast try."

"But I have promised you a storie and that is what you shall get so here we go!"

When I was young I went off on my own to explore the deep woods and see what I would come across. We had decided to go camping a hundred miles in near a lake we knew of you see. I wondered for into there depths and found myself a slight bit lost on the journey and couldn't find my way back. Growing tired I decided to take a nap and try again whe the sun had moved out from overhead. I musht have been more tired then I thought because the nest thing I know is tha ta thud hit my chest and when I opened my blue eyes two things were immediately apparent. I had slept for 6 hours and a grizzly cub had decided to make my chest its pillow.

Now I will be the first to say that I was mighty shocked but not as much as its mother was to find it sleepin on my chest. Of course I thought that she would kill me for daring to be near her cub but for some strange reason that escapes me to this day she didn't and jsut motioned for me to come along. It was getting on to be even darker then when I woke up I did the only 'sensible' thing and followed them to their din. So I got in to the din and snuggled up to a playful cub and a big ol' Mamma Bear and dozed off to sleep once more. Come morning I could tell my welcome was wearing thin so I gave each of the buggers a hug and went on my way to find the exit and my truck to carry on out to the camp site. A day late and a dollar short as my friends said but I had the best story of hte lot for why I was late so they let it slide.