《Amusement Park》Season II: Chapter III - Healthy
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Healthy Habits to Follow
-Eat lots of carbs.
-And sugar. Daily.
-Watch porn.
-Masturbate constantly.
-Exercising is for self-conscious losers, unlike you.
-Energy drinks four times a day.
-Three packs of cigarettes a day.
-Be nice, not kind.
-Unprotected sex with person or persons you just met but with consent.
-Buy alcohol and weed and [insert various types of stimulants of your choice here] even if you are low on money.
-Listen to people who want to [removed] the [removed]-prescribed [removed] family structure and foster a [removed]-affirming network on YouTube.
-Complain about life not going the way you want it.
-Blame all problems on other people.
-Wait until something good happens.
-The cleanliness of your room is ignorable.
-Keep waiting until something good happens.
-Learn the art of the bike lock.
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