Chaptah 2

So… I woke up and a blue window greeted me

YAWWWNNN morning cock

Ok now she’s asking for it… I think of all the times I viewed my dick… but unexpectedly I get…

HAH! I learned how to block you mind out! HAHAHAHAHAHA sucker!

Oh, that’s to bad… guess I have to monologue…

Wait, no you don’t hav…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Heh, it always works… what she just saw was a HD 24k surround sound porn AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH, geez I love this window goddess, wonder if she has a name… not like she’ll tell me…

Anyways IT’S SKILL TIME!

SkillsL33t H4x0r (Unique) MAX

Highly knowledgeable in coding, able to program very well

30% increase in quality when coding and hacking----Crafting (Fused Skill) Intermediate 7 (20/100)

Able to do wood working and metalworking (possibility to fuse a)

10% bonus when working with woods and metals----Way with Thoughts? (GODLY) ???

Able to use your thoughts to tease my (cough) daughter (cough) into making cute reactions. Keep up the good work!----Tinker (Race Skill) Beginner 1 (20/100)

Your able to create new things

2% increase in possibility in creating things that don’t exist in this world…----Scanner (Race Skill) Max

Able to detect inorganic things that you need----Repair Basic 3 (35/100)

Able to repair things…

2.5% increase in quality of repair and 2.5% less chance to degrade material’s durability permanently.----Hide thoughts (Uncommon) Basic 5 (48/100)

Able to hide your thoughts from foreign entities (YOUR WELCOME – god-san)

Wait… let’s look at that skill again

Way with Thoughts? (GODLY) ???

Able to use your thoughts to tease my (cough) daughter (cough) into making cute reactions. Keep up the good work!

Well, I guess the skill god person gave me his consent… oh, this is gunna be soooooo muuuuuch fuuuuun!!!!

hmmm who is the skill…. Ooooohhhh, dad. Ok what did he give his consent for?

Stuff… anyways time to boot up the other clockworks. Number one here we come!

One hour later… no progress on turning the clockworks has been made… at all… can’t find a switch, although there is a weird sort of key hole on the neck right where it connects with the shoulders.

After a few minutes of pondering I get another friendly window

just put the multi tool in and boot up the welder to jumpstart it, gosh are you really that dumb

I was waiting for this… precisely 56 minutes and thre- no fou- no fiv- you get the point… HAHAHA…

Well time to follow what the window goddess said… I gently JAM the tool in place because our joints are pretty rusty mind you… so the clockwork boots up after I fire up my welder… I got all five working though most have little to no memory of what happened.

Soon I hear a rumble and I climb the scrap heap to pear at what is causing the rumble. I see this:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-J9UK73qDimI/UtMJukiGk9I/AAAAAAAABAA/X-NjKREKhLA/s1600/Golem.jpg

Off in the distance using my Crude Broken Spyglass that I found/made a while ago… but wow…

terrifying right?

NOPE! Just imagine the how epic it would be if it was a city… A WALKING TANK CITY! OH MY HOLY GEARS!

this is why I enjoy spending time here

Ooooohhhh, you sure it isn’t because you like me?

whaaaaaaa- your just imagining things

Ok, well, I no longer need you for mental support, bye! Have a nice life! Then I procede to find a sutable piece of scrap to scrapboard down the scrap dune.

wha- NO GET BACK HERE YOU INTOLERABLE INGRATE!!!

A few minutes (32 to be accurate) of ignoring the window spam that is happening… I sigh and cave in… I respond to her… Can you please stop the spamming of the windows… my optic sensors hurt...

LIAR!!!! Clockwork don’t feel pain…

Sigh it is a phantom pain… geez don’t you know anything…

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hey it's the author speeking i put a poll up? if it isn't working just say yes or no... should i do a goddess pov?