《Blarg the Meh Ai》Blarg Begins
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Blarg the Meh Ai.
"Hello?" i called out, hopeing for something, anything would do, just to know my programming was still working.
"Please, respond... I'm starting to get scared now." Again nothing. My core systems were confused. Was I abandoned?
Did my master leave me? Did he die? Is this what its like to be deleated? stored in the cutoff realm of unused space, waiting to be reused?
My fear was at a all time high, with hope dying out. I just wished that I could've been a more succecfull AI.
"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!" Boomed a mystical force. And before I can even say "Blarg"
I felt my systems being altered!
How is this possi-... Powered down.
"BEEP" my life flashes before my core proccessing unit. Oh... its just a reboot. I felt different. There was a file
out of place! It read and as the curious little ai i am, I opened it. There my life changed.
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If thou is reading this you most likely have spent around 25-35 seconds reading this and thank you.
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