《The Overlord is running out of Internet Data》Prologue
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Place- Vondon, the capital city of Askiala.
Time: 12:34 pm
Another busy day in the city as ever. The major nations have agreed on signing a treaty among themselves, hence there’s been peace for a while. Unlike many others, the country of Askiala also opened trade market and the country been flourishing since.
Therefore the capital city’s market has always been busy like a bee.
It seemed another normal peaceful day for the capital city of Vondon.
At the same time, 12,000 m just above the city.
A scrawny looking boy wearing a pair of withered shorts and a Hawaiian shirt with a word ‘OTAKU’ embedded on the in it with bold letters. His messy long hair fluttered in the air as he soars in the sky. It’s been more than a month since he had combed his hair properly. He also needed a shave as his half grown beard could clearly tell how tardy he was. He also was wearing a pair of wooden slippers.
Technically he wasn’t flying in the sky but falling instead.
10,000 m and dropping rapidly.
This young boy who was in his late teens was none other than Alex Dcosta. The overlord of the recently formed new country that called itself the kingdom of New Japan.
I know how ridiculous and crazy this sounds but the craziest part has yet to come.
Alex stretched his arms as he fell down rapidly piercing clouds in its way.
“So this is how it feels to skydive, huh!”, he grabbed his tummy in mid-air, “I shouldn’t have eaten my lunch before doing this, I feel sick!”
His face looked a bit pale that was to be expected. No one should immediately skydive just after eating. He had that coming.
Alex had no parachute or any other magic abilities that could save him from crashing down the ground. Any other man in his situation would have been panicking and pissing himself, right about now.
As for his motive for this action was to infiltrate the royal palace of Askiala. Let me correct that, infiltrate more like storm the palace alone. Infiltrate meant to sneak his way inside but that wasn’t Alex’s style.
8, 000 m and dropping rapidly.
Alex glanced at the city below. It was a beautiful city with lots of beautiful and tall buildings. It also had lots of marble statues of gods and goddess that the city folks worshipped. The roads were accurately constructed to providing an acute transport service, especially for the military to fortify and defend the capital in a time of an invasion.
“Wow, this place is crawling with people! Similar to my city back on earth. This brings back memories.”, he spoke out to himself as he reminisced about his life back when he was alive on earth.
5,000 m approx…
He suddenly crashed with the barrier formed by the city mages to protect the capital. His fall was stopped in the mid-air by the invisible wall. He fell right on his face on top of the invisible barrier.
After a few seconds, he got up and rubbed his face,
“Wow! So this must be the barrier protecting the city!”, he said to himself as he sat on the invisible barrier, “So cool! I must get one for my capital as well! Anyway, I need to focus on the mission in hand. Not gonna let some freaky barrier in my way!”
He balled up his fist to punch the barrier.
Just when the barrier discharged loads of mana attack on Alex. That was the barrier self-defense mechanism which kept the enemy at bay.
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The city’s barrier attack was powerful that even the mighty dragons would be burnt to a crisp.
The powerful discharge attacked Alex and the roaring sounds like thunderbolt echoed throughout the sky.
***
The throne room, Royal Palace of Vondon.
The four of Admantite class squad captain’s had been summoned in front of the king of Askiala.
One of them was Dyrale, the squad captain of Wrecking Gorillas.
He was huge in size with a muscly body and the wielder of the powerful destructive Axe of catastrophe. He was one of the powerful captains who could flatten a hill by a simple slash of his axe.
The second was the Norelle Hirschman, the squad captain of Doomarrows.
His archery skills were of top notch and he wielded the bow of Hermes one of the divine weapons. He was dressed in fine robes, unlike the other captains. He had a lot of pride in his skills as well of his handsome face.
The third Captain was Sophia Tiara of the Quickthorn.
She was one of the greatest mages and practitioner of fire element-based magic. She once single-handedly burnt down the 80,000 of enemy soldiers by a single spell. She also was quite a sadist and magic nerd so most of the people avoided her.
The fourth Captain was Blade Flex of the Hollow Rats.
He and his squad were mostly expertise in doing the dirty work for the king. He was one of the skilled assassins and many other kingdoms had placed a huge lump sum of bounty on his head. He also wasn’t much of a talker and very little was known about him and his personal life.
All the four captains were a walking powerhouse. One of the 4 strongest soldiers in the entire nation of Askiala had gathered under the same roof under the king's summons. They seemed to be discussing some important affairs.
Just when a loud rumbling that shook the entire castle.
“What’s the meaning of this? An earthquake?”, asked the king who got a bit tense.
Although the 4 captains were calm and composed. They had been to worse so little shaking ground was nothing. As expected of the adamantine squad captains.
Dyrale took a sniff with his nose,
“I smell an intruder.”, he said.
He possessed instincts like an animal.
“Haha! I guess you’re an animal through and through. As expected of the Captain of Wrecking Gorilla, both you and your squadmates are savage beasts. How unsightly.”, said the squad captain Norelle with a disgusted expression.
“Do you want me to mess your pretty face?”, asked Dyrale as he angrily glared back at Norelle.
To his question, Norelle simply stoke his own hair and looked the other way,
“Who would be stupid enough to raid the royal palace, when four squad captains are here. Stop acting like a mindless beast and live like a human being for once. Try getting a girlfriend for change or something.”, he then straightened his collar and glared back at Dyrale, “I guess you can’t score any girl with that ugly mug of yours. Haha!"
Dyrale took out his big axe from his back,
“That’s it! I will squash you like a bug, that you are.”
“Bring it on! I will put you out of your misery life.”, scowled back Norelle.
He stretched his hands and suddenly a mystical bow of Hermes and arrow appeared out of thin air.
“Hey, guys! The rumbling sound’s getting closer.”, asked Sophia as she sat on the ground with one of her ears attached down the floor.
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Norelle and Dyrale also noticed something was approaching towards the throne room. The noise came from above. Even the ceiling was shaking and suddenly the big chandelier came crashing down.
Sophia raised her hands,
“Inferno blaze!”, suddenly a huge blast of fire appeared out of thin air and burnt the big chandelier to a crisp before it could fall down on the ground.
Blade flex immediately went beside the king to protect him.
“You crazy chic! Are you trying to pick a fight?! Keep your flames under control!”, shrieked out Dyrale who barely managed to avoid her fire spell.
“I agree.”, answered Norelle, “You need to work on your feminine attributes Sophia, otherwise, you would never get a man for yourself. Good thing that your spell didn’t hit Dyrale. The last thing I wanna smell is a barbequed oversized gorilla.”
“Now you have done it, pretty boy!”, screamed Dyrale angrily as he charged towards Norelle.
Just when the ceiling blasted and from the ceiling came out Alex who made a grand entrance. He came down while bringing out tons of rubbles along with him in the throne room. The room was filled with dusty air and rubbles all around.
Norelle covered his mouth,
“Tch, this type of dust isn’t good for my beautiful skin.”
“Who has the audacity to barge inside my palace?”, asked the King who stood up from his throne angrily. The king was an old man with a long beard dressed in fine robes like a typical king from a fantasy novel.
The four captains were also eager to take a glance at this intruder who bravely barged in the palace directly in the throne room.
Alex managed to puncture a hole in the barrier and made his way directly to the throne room. He fell right on the royal palace and blasted his way down to the throne room.
The intruder was visible once the dust settled down from all the wreckage he caused.
They were surprised to see Alex who was just a poorly dressed boy.
“Who is this brat?”, asked Norelle, “That attire is utterly despicable. Because of this wreckage, he managed to soil my clothes with all this dust”
“He has a lot of guts nonetheless to invade the palace when four squad captains are being summoned. Poor guy!”, said Sophia as she had this crazy look and a lunatic smile. “Can I please burn him?”, she asked.
“Let me squash this bug and then I would be stomping on your pretty face, next Norelle.”, said the Dyrale.
Alex got up on his feet,
“This must be the throne room! Ojamashimasu!”, he said. “I really wanted to say that line for so long. Haha!”, he answered with his eyes sparkled with joy.
As expected of a typical otaku weeb who gets pleasure by utilizing simple Japanese words. He wasn’t even Japanese but he had high regards for them, especially for anime and mangas. Hence when he transmigrated to this world, he created his own country named it New Japan.
Alex took a glance around him, just to find that four squad captains were standing right in front of them.
But that didn’t faze him. He raised his hand and looked at the king seated on the throne,
“Yo! I guess you must be the king of Askiala! I am the king of your neighboring country, New Japan. So as your new neighbor, I just dropped by to say hello.”
He lacked in the department of mannerism. He was chatting like the King of Askiala was his long childhood buddy.
“What nonsense! You barge in my palace just to say hello.”, asked the king angrily.
At that question, Alex scratched his head worriedly,
“Well not just to say hello but I also have a favor to ask. If you don’t mind.”
The king got even angrier.
“Kill this imbecile at once.”, ordered the king.
No one would grant a favor to a person who would all of sudden barge in your home and wrecks it.
Dyrale stepped in and approached towards Alex,
“Let me be the one take him down. I really need to blow some steam, anyway.”, Dyrale stated as he readied to swing his axe.
“Wow, a talking gorilla! It’s rare to find demi-human in human kingdoms and certainly didn’t expect to find one in the royal palace.”, said Alex as he saw Dyrale.
Dyrale swung his Axe swiftly,
“I am Human being as well. That’s how my human face looks like always.”, he yelled angrily.
There was a loud boom and the whole throne room split in half from his Axe.
“That’s what you get to ridicule, Captain Dyrale.”, Dyrale added after he slashed the intruder along with the throne room in half with his mighty axe.
“Hey! Don’t go around swinging that axe or you would damage my new shirt.”, said Alex who was standing beside Dyrale.
“What the-, when did you get here?”, asked surprised Dyrale.
He then again swung his axe horizontally but Alex easily jumped and evaded his slash. Dyrale’s slash cut the room in another part horizontally. The pillars upholding the throne ceiling crumbled down but somehow the ceiling was still intact.
Alex after jumping landed on top of Dyrale. He kept one of his foot on Dyrale’s shoulder and the other on his head.
“You dare to step on me. I am going to kill you, brat!”, frowned Dyrale fiercely.
“For a wretched intruder, he’s definitely quick on his foot. I am enjoying, how Dyrale is being fooled by him. Hahaha!”, said Norelle who watched happily as all this scene played out.
“This is amusing indeed.”, added Sophia who also seemed to be enjoying.
Although, Blade flex who was standing beside the king looked a bit worried and started thinking, ‘That kid managed to break through the three heavy classed barrier protecting the royal palace with ease. That is no ordinary boy for sure.’
“Just you wait! Let me kill this brat and then you would be next, Norelle!”, shrieked out Dyrale angrily after listening to his taunts.
Dyrale dropped his axe down the ground and tried to grab Alex with his hands who was standing on top of him.
“Time to teach this gorilla a lesson!” said Alex, “10,000 kg!”
Suddenly Alex body weight changed to 10,000 kg.
Dyrale suddenly fell on his knees and used his arm to support himself from falling down the ground. The ground below Dyrale's knee started to crack and his leg started to submerge in the floor.
‘This boy suddenly got so heavy. It felt as if suddenly an elephant was placed on top of my head.’ thought Dyrale.
“You dare to mock one of the mightiest squad captains of Askiala, boy!”, he shrieked out angrily.
“Wow! You really are strong, gorilla man.”, said Alex who was standing on Dyrale shoulder proudly, “Let’s see! How about this. 50,000 kg”
Just when he increased his weight,
Dyrale fell flat on his face that his head buried under the floor.
He quickly fell unconscious.
Soon the other three squad captain’s expression changed. Now they had started to take Alex a bit seriously.
“Well, I guess that’s your limit.”, said Alex to the unconscious Dyrale.
“What is that you want?”, asked Norelle as he aimed his bow and arrow at Alex.
Even Sophia had opened her grimoire to launch an attack spell on Alex.
“I just need a favor that’s all!”, said Alex as he smiled nonchalantly and scratched his bushy hair,
“You see! My smartphone has ran out internet data and I really need to watch this next episode of this great anime that I am watching, right now!”
Everyone in the room was confused.
“Smartphone? Is that some kind of a weapon or something?”, asked Norelle.
Sophia had a slight glint in her eye,
“Internet data? Is that some kind of magic mana or something? This sounds very interesting! Now I am curious!”, said Sophia who had a wide grin on her face. She looked very creepy with that lunatic smile.
Upon hearing their answer, Alex thought for a second.
“Well, it might be hard to explain in words to you old timers. But you could say that.”, he answered, “So to replenish my internet plan, I need to fulfill a quest and that's why I am here.”
The king looked totally puzzled,
“So what’s this so-called quest that bought you in my palace?”, asked the king.
Alex had this forced smile for some reason and he scratched his hair more intensely for some reason,
“Well, it's hard to say this. But let me clear one thing! I am no pervert, okay? I only like 2d girls, so don’t take this the wrong way, okay? Just don’t get angry!”, said Alex to the king.
“I am angry enough right now, for you to barge in my palace and destroying it. Just say it out already!”, said the king angrily.
The king looked worried as he thought ‘This guy easily took down Dyrale like it was nothing. There are still three captains here but there still would be a chance where I would lose my life if they waged an all-out battle right now. So hence I would try to stall him down until the reinforcement arrives.’
“You see the latest quest would replenish me total 1.2 GB of data. And for this latest quest, I would need your daughter’s panties, unwashed one. So please! Please lend it to me! The kingdom of New Japan would be indebted to you forever.”, said Alex as he bowed his head gracefully.
Sophia had a confused expression on her face, whereas Norelle had a disgusted expression. Even captain Blade was confused and puzzled. The king also was shocked and didn’t believe his ears.
“Pardon? Can you repeat?”, asked the king.
“Oh, sure thing. I need your eldest daughter’s unwashed panty. Please, lend it to me, for the greater good.”, repeated Alex and again once he bowed his head.
The king nerves on his foreheads started throbbing in anger.
“Kill this vile man at once!”, he commanded the three captains.
“As you command.”, answered all the three captains in sync.
“I knew this won’t go smooth as I expected.”, Alex dropped his nonchalant smile and looked serious, “I would do anything to complete my quest, even if it means to tear down your country apart. I am just dying to watch, what happens in this next episode! Do you know the sorrow of watching an anime episode when they end that particular episode with a fucking cliffhanger! Do you? I really hate that! I just want to go slap the director of that anime studio myself but I guess I can’t do that as long as I am stuck in this world. Stop wasting my time and just hand over your daughter's filthy panties pretty please. You are king, two or three panties won't be a big deal. I could also exchange my own underwear if you want.”
“What is this mad man babbling about?”, asked the confused Norelle.
“I think he’s saying something about special power that is related to female undergarments of royalty. I guess I should research more about this new power. How intriguing!”, added Sophia.
“How dare you talk about my daughter! Slay him down at once.”, ordered the king.
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