Ok let's be real here. School lunch is the epitome of bad food. If you don't already know what it is then let me introduce you.

School lunch is a prepared meal at school for children who don't bring meals to school or something like that. My question is, why did you bring an illegal immigrant who is older than time itself and said that they would make good meals. The grandma still lives in World War 2 for goodness sake?! They think that a microwave is a bomb!

My solution to this problem is... Get one chef who actually makes good food and get the janitor do the dishes. Or use paper plates. Just don't get a grandma. That is unless your school is going down under. Then do it...