《NiceOneNoMicroSon》Neon chainsaw massacre
Advertisement
There were alternatives to being a sniper. Especially at night another form of killer was an attractive job. What if one could move around and thus stay warm at night?
What if one could see due to not having to be stealthy?
You already guessed it.
Ben was wearing his neon rgb suit, listening to hard metal (a particularly tasteless metal variation) whilst keeping his chainsaw ready for any loiterers. The suit was necessary to warn any sniper that he was not a loiterer, but a chainsaw killer - beside that it also worked as a hydrophobic cloak to keep him dry when sawing apart loiterers.
His face was hidden behind a hockey mask, but it wasn't really something special.
Many other CKs (chainsaw killers) were out there, some of them with, some without masks.
Getting close and personal to a loiterer was his motto, but in his heart he was a good family man keeping the streets clean. That were one of the downsides of the job also.
Cleaning would be up to him, he had beside the chainsaw also some bodybags with him and the disposal of the parts would be his job. The metal was only there to distract him from his own toughts about his relationship to his victims. Ben had been doing this for ten years and was well accustomed to his custom made lightweight chainsaw. The motor could start up really quick upon pulling the trigger and would be compareably quiet to not disturb the citizens whilst he would first cut off the head in order to preserve the relative silence.
He would remove his hand from the trigger and get out his meat cleaver and then a body bag. Cleaning up the rest of the mess would be dealt by the sunrise patrol, a bit more efficient than carrying some soap water around - the chainsaw and cleaver alone were enough weight already. Ben truly respected the snipers, but he would never become one of them, he needed his exercise. Sitting around on a rooftop was nothing for Ben.
Advertisement
That really shows the difference in attitude towards life in general. Ben had a family and a fulfilling job, whilst Randy was a lonely sad man. You really see the difference in life quality between a man who does physical exercise instead of sitting all day in his job.
Ben saw a shadow moving in an alley and started jogging, his rgb pulsing to the beat of the song 'Ripping Sick Blades - Tears of Acid'. The annoying bugger was quick.
Ben knew that taking it slow and getting faster would only work to him getting tired out, so he broke up into a sprint, reaching his highest speed in extremely short time.
With a quick swing he decapitated the child and smiled - another one down, soon he would have made his quota. Well and now the cleaning action, if the running after people was his favorite part, this was his least favorite.
Bobby on the other hand had frozen still, viewing Ben dismantle a fellow child just around the corner. The snipers hadn't fazed him at the speed he was moving, but this man would be a problem. Looting was way harder than initially thought.
Snipers, rgb CKs, what next - maybe a goddamn invisible ninja? The streets were so dangerous that Bobby questioned how he got home safely that one time when he stole from Robert, it probably had been pure Luck.
Could he defeat the CK? Probably he would be killed and the man would have a lucky double kill. Sneaking past the man? Sure, but his very existence meant he would have to watch out even more. Nothing good he could do beside that though.
Well the other kid had been noticed because she tried to sneak away, so maybe he could just stay here and hope that the CK would go a different way and then he could move - carefully.
Advertisement
Suddenly a brick wielding homeless man walked into the alley, throwing the brick at the CK.
The brick hit Ben, but he also wore a tactical helmet (with a completely unnecessary pointy bit on top) additional to his hockey mask, so he was only stunned instead of dead.
The homeless man picked up another brick and threw it at the stunned man, knocking him unconcious. The homeless man got another brick and kept stoning the CK.
Greedily the murderhobo went to steal from the dead CK, but then was hit by Bobby with one of his bricks, knocking him out. Bobby continued hitting until the brainfluids leaked onto the bloody scene. What a lucky coincidence. Bobby looked around in case anyone else wanted to get the drop on him while looting and spotted a blurry silhouette.
Quickly he took the chainsaw to block the katana of the invisible ninja. Bobby pressed the trigger of the chainsaw and sawed the katana in halves - that's a lotta damage.
The ninja had jumped from his optical camouflage, and was surprised by the quick reaction of the child. With terror he saw the child running towards him with the chainsaw humming quietly. Guts spread over the overly gory scene. In midst of it Bobby the 12 year old child.
It smelt like shit and blood and the details of the shitshow was illuminated by the still rythmically pulsing rgb suit. Bobby ran behind cover as the first sniper began to take pot shots at the alley. Apparently Randy didn't really have the worst job. Remember what I said about some jobs having obvious differences? What good is a happy family life if you died to a 12 year old ganging up with a homeless man?
Anyway Bobby had enough of all these attempts on his life. Those pizzas better be worth it.
Advertisement
- In Serial7 Chapters
Saints and Sinews: Wrynn Legacy Book One
Adalsindis is unstable and rebellion is brewing. The monarchy is destabilized and grasping for scraps of their crown, their only weapon against the almost unending tide of unholy creatures is Saint Florence. Cloistered and chained in the pits below Ciaran Abbey, young Sister Florence longs for her freedom. Days and weeks string together in an endless blur of blood and ash as she is used to bolster a dying religious regime. Milo Andilet, mercenary tracker, monster in his own right, races against time and foes to find his target before the Exemplars. His position at his fathers side at stake, but does he want it? ------------------------------------------------- This is going to be an at least three book series, I will be posting static updates on Thursdays with occasional Monday bonus updates if I had a good weekend. Once this book is finished I will be releasing it to retailers however the original will stay up here on Royal Road. Down the road I will expand the world of Etiofath with more stories and books, however they will not center around the characters from The Wrynn Legacy.
8 192 - In Serial7 Chapters
The Uncrowned King(LITRPG)
Ryan was a straight shooter, he has his goals, and his path was laid out in front of him. His dream of being a football star was shattered one day as a weird light flashed at the periphery of his vision. Upon focusing his attention on the blue square light an innocent-looking notification appeared in front of his eyes-- Planted ZX-458 has reached optimal Energy Levels Integration Initiated You have been selected along with a group of 10,000,000 people to the Initial Initiation Get Ready to teleport to the Training ground in 0 h 45 m 31 s What followed was a story of tragedy before at the end of his life the power in his mysterious right eye emerged and he was reincarnated to the day the Integration happened. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Uncrowned King is the story of Ryan and his path to one day conquer the Universe. I have been reading LitRPG's for the past 3 years and after finishing almost all the material there is on the Internet, so I decided it was now time to create something.
8 200 - In Serial34 Chapters
A Hunter's Second Life Aggression
For four hundred years, the human world was under the threat of man-slaying monsters called “Wraiths”. A tragic incident had caused a high school student to find himself sharing their blood on the same day of his acceptance into a wraith hunting group. (Temporary cover)
8 157 - In Serial15 Chapters
Terra Australis: Ethereal Secret Vol. 1, A Misfired Prelude (ENGLISH)
Ours is a southernmost land shrouded in mystery,a land cut off from the rest of the world. A land believed to be humanity's fresh start, but as a few people sought out to figure out the truth of this world, it became clear to them that it was far from the truth...
8 106 - In Serial10 Chapters
A Go Go Squid story
Gun comes back from a competition with the squad and finds out that their place has been broken into and that Tong Nian has lost her beautiful smile...
8 219 - In Serial81 Chapters
[Editing] Mr and Mrs Clean Freaks
A slow burn fanfic in which a germaphobe setter and a germaphobe ace meet each other in the All-Japan Youth Training Camp despite being in the same school. (Y/N), an aspiring setter that has been known for her setting skills all around Japan and has been ranked #4. Sakusa Kiyoomi, an introvert who prefers to stay at home is one of the best male aces in Japan. However, what will happen once the two of them are forced to talk with each other by their friends? Will their skills and similarities be able to matchmake these two germaphobes?⚠️ I do not own Haikyuu, it belongs to Furudate Haruichi ⚠️ 𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝟙: [𝙲ompleted]𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝟚: [Editing]𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕤: [Uncompleted]𝚂𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚕𝚜:•Mr and Mrs Clean Freaks ~ (Itsuki Sequel) [released] • Bunko Sequel [to be released] Highest Rankings:#1 on sakusaxreader#2 on sakusa#1 on volleyball#5 on haikyuufanfiction#1 on sakusakiyoomi
8 84

