《My Barista is a Demigod》Chapter 2 - What the hell?
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Lady POV
Today is another day at work. I woke up early to prepare the coffee beans.
We open very early to serve breakfast to customers.
And today is like any other day.
However...
Michael: "One cold brew venti, less ice."
Lady: "?!"
I heard a familiar voice at the cashier.
It's that man!
Yesterday, he suddenly disappeared, and now he walks in here as if nothing happened!
I glare at him from my station. If I could kill him here I would.
Employee: "Trainee, one cold brew venti, less ice!"
Lady: "Hey, does he always order that?"
Employee: "Hm? Yes, he does! He's been ordering that as far as I can remember."
Lady: "Really now?"
I start to prepare his order.
Maybe I should poison him?
Aaargh! So frustrating!
The door opens and the bell rings along with it. A new customer arrived.
New customer: "Hey, if it isn't Michael!"
Michael: "Hello, sir Kyle."
Are they acquaintances? This Kyle person seems to be in a higher position.
He wears thin frame glasses with a bluish color. He has hazelnut-colored eyes and has a lanky physique, with dark black hair tied in a bun.
I glance at them while preparing the order.
Kyle: "Didn't know you visited this cafe. I also like this cafe!"
Michael: "Yes. I also like this cafe."
Kyle: "Excuse me, miss. I'd like to order one affogato venti, please! But hold on to that ice cream yeah? I'm lactose intolerant! Ha ha ha!"
Employee: "Errm..."
Kyle: "Here's my terminal! By the way, Michael, are you still living in your small apartment? You should really find a new place yeah? Somewhere closer to our office so you won't be late yeah? I could help you find one!"
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Michael: "I'd think about it."
Kyle: "Heck yeah! Also, miss, I was joking about the ice cream yeah? A normal affogato would do! Ha ha ha!"
Employee: "Haha..."
That Kyle seems very friendly. Although he is kinda annoying.
Employee: "Well, you heard the guy. One affogato venti."
Lady: "Alright. Here's the one cold brew venti."
I started making the affogato.
They both move to an empty table. It seems Kyle will go with Michael to work.
Kyle's POV
Kyle: "By the way, the new barista looks very pretty yeah? I saw her staring at you pretty hard back there. You know her?"
Michael: "Not really. I just met her yesterday."
Kyle: " *whistle* You only met yesterday and she's staring at you really hard yeah? It must be love!"
Michael: "I don't think so."
Kyle: "Imma go to the restroom, don't go to work without me yeah!"
I stood up and asked the lady at the cashier where the restroom is.
After reaching the restroom, I pulled out my terminal.
Kyle: "Target is stable. Nothing new to report."
After leaving my message, I went back to the table.
Employee: "Here are your orders! Thank you for your patronage!"
Kyle: "Thanks miss! Let's go Michael, we don't want to be late now yeah? Ha ha ha!"
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