negative is what both of the tests say. i smile knowing i was correct.

i happily walk back over to billie sand say "guess who's pregnant?"

"WHAT?!?" she exclaims

"not me" i laugh smiling

"bruh....that's not funny" she say

"it is though" i say and she roll her eyes

she kisses me before pulling me on top of her. she grab my hand and looks at my wrist which has a tattoo.

"when she has tattoos" she say before fake moaning

"let's get ready,i'm ready to go see my grandma" i say getting off her

moment later we are in my car and i'm driving to my grandma house.

"what she cooking anyways?" she asks

"soul food" i say simply knowing damn well she don't know what that means

"huh? what's that?"

"good to nourish the soul" i say

"so like salads and shit"

i scrunch my face up before saying "no fool"

"then what?" she asks

"it's a surprise" i say before pulling into the driveway of my grandma's house

we get out the car and she say "this is a cute house"

i grab her hand before knocking on the door. the door opens revealing my grandma. the smell of mouth watering food enter my nose.

"my favorite grandchild" she say smiling before hugging me

"hii,i missed you" i say

"here your ass go lying again,your nose gonna be longer than stick" she say

"i swear i did" i say

"hi,i'm billie" billie say

"oh bring it,i'm this girls grandmother and let me tell you the amount of times she's gotten a whooping is uncountable" she say hugging billie

"GRANDMA" i scold,cause why would she tell her that

"let's get in,oh and i made apple pie while i was at it,hope you like it" my grandma say before entering the house

we both follow in behind her and billie say "it smells good in here"

"i'm going to assume you've never had this type of cooking before" my grandma say

"never" she say

billie grabs my hand and my grandma pulls out a photo album i'm way too familiar with.

"i'm going to show you these picture of aaliyah when she was younger" my grandma smiles at billie

i look over at billie and she's over here grinning. i have at least ten embarrassing photos in there i swear she better not clown me.

we get to the dinner table and my ass immediately starts eating. this is so good i'm starting to cry.

i look over at billie and she's just staring at the plate. "it just looks too good to be eating" billie say

"girl if you don't eat that damn food. i put my heart and soul into that" my grandma say

billie takes a bite of chicken and it seems like her whole perspective of the world changes. her eyes widen at the taste before she begins to devour the plate.

"is it good?" my grandma asks

billie nods as she stuffs her face with macaroni and cheese.

i drink some of my sweet tea before resuming to eating. the whole table was silent that's how you know the food was good.

"i'm just glad i don't have to babysit any great grandkids" my grandma say "benefit of having two lesbian grandchildren"

"TWO?" i ask

"well your sister haven't said anything but i'm telling you i bet she is,that boyfriend she has now is ugly as hell and she doesn't even seem to like him for real"

"boyfriend?" i ask shocked at the new details

"yes" she roll her eyes

"also i could have a child if i wanted to" i say

"yeah i know with all that stuff that cost hell of money,it's not worth it. you might end up with someone like your mother" she sighs

"i don't have to pay money" i say

"well two vagina's not gonna create a baby is it?" my grandma asks

"i'm intersex" billie say and i look over at her plate and it's clean

all of our plates are clean. that food was some good food i won't be seeing until next time i come. nothings like grandma food to be honest.

my mom cooking sucked ass honestly. couldn't be me,i learned from grandma.

"what is that? i've never heard of that before" my grandma say

"to make a long story short,i was born with a penis and i can get women pregnant"billie say

"oh wow...i've always wondered what it would be like to have one" my grandma say

"GRANDMA!"

"whattt" she say "anyways as i was saying,don't get pregnant i'm not ready to be that old"

"you're not even old,you're only 60" i say

"woah you're so young,my parents are in their 60s" billie say

"oh damn,my late husband would be 62 if he was still alive" my grandma say

my grandma tells me about my grandpa all the time. he died way before i was born. he died only one month after my mom was born.

he was in the military and died. honestly i think my grandma and grandpa love story is so cute.

from what she's told me,he seems like a very good man,he treated her very good and made her standards in a man super high so when he died no one else could win her heart.

she told me that he loved to call her three times a day when he was away. she said he never missed a day and would call no matter where he was. she said once he called when he was in the middle of an attack.

crazy as hell honestly. my ass would be shooing people and stuff.

"i'm so ready for apple pie now" i say standing up

"i'm so stuffed"billie say

"you can go and look at the pictures i'm here in there with you in a minute to tell you all the stories" my grandma say

after this i'm going to need a nap,yes another one. my phone starts ringing and i see it's sierra .

"what are you doing?" she asks

"at grandma house,why?"

"how the fuck your ass going to go over without asking if i wanted to come. you know damn well that's my grandma too. stop playing,did she cook? i swear if i missed her cooking i'm beating your ass until i see the white meat of your skin" she say

i hang up in fear. this bitch just threatened me.