《the assistant; billie eilish》48
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"aww look we're matching" i smile looking at the baby who is wearing an outfit i picked out for her
"i got her some of these" billie saying showing me her phone
on the screen were some cute little sweatpants for babies.
billie decided to name the baby jayla. i mean it's giving me basic but whatever.
"fashion show!!" i smile clapping my hands excited
i hope billie know that whenever i'm near i'm going to have jayla matching me.
jayla kicks out her little feet smiling at me. she's so adorable!
"baby can i have my child back? you've been holding her hostage for like two hours now" billie say
"no!" i say before jayla giggles
"yeah tell her no jayla" i say laughing
all she do is giggle kicking out her feet. suddenly she sneezes and i gasp.
"oh no the baby sneezed! it sneezed!jayla sneezed!" i say dramatically
"why are you so dramatic? it's just a sneeze"
"billie! it's not just a sneeze! it's her first sneeze! this is a very important moment in her life." i say seriously
i stand up and grab a piece of paper before writing down:jayla o'connell first time sneezing 10/15/2025
that just made me realize i turn 21 soon. well not until the last day of this stupid ass month. yes my birthday is on halloween!
"billie i'm bored. i'm going to take jayla somewhere" i stand up
"you always wanna take her somewhere but not me" she say
"jayla is new to the earth" i say trying to justify it
"what if i say no?" she asks
"don't care,still taking her" i say
"where are y'all even going?"
"to the park" i say beginning to get jayla things ready
"i wanna come" she whines
"you are more of a baby then jayla ,fine you can come" i say
"yayyy" she jumps up and down before putting on her shoes
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"shouldn't you get security?" i ask
"we'll be fine"
"billie you're literally the most successful person in this country,no we won't" i say
"you know it barley be people at that park we'll be fine aaliyah" she say
i don't say anything else but i do know that if some crazy person tries to kill us i'm running without the baby.
"alright let's go!!" she say grabbing the car seat with jayla in it
she looking at us like; where y'all about to take me.
i get in the front seat and billie straps the car seat in. she gets in the front seat and puts her seatbelt on.
i can't help but stare at her hands. those fucking hands are my weakness. billie hands would literally make me pass out.
her fingers are so cute and when she's wearing those fucking rings it just makes me weak in the knees.
"what you looking at?" billie asks knocking me out my daze
"huh? girl what? you're delusional" i say
"you looking at my fingers again?" she smirks
"nah,your fingers is not even cute don't play" i say rolling my eyes
"mhm yeah" she say before placing her hand on my thigh
she begins driving and i look straight forward trying to contain myself.
"i'm going to be honest with you,i be forgetting how to breathe when i'm around you cause you be taking my breath away" she say
that was the most cheesy,cringe cute thing i've ever heard.
soon we get to the park and we are all now sitting in the grass. i laid a blanket down for jayla to lay on and do whatever she wanted.
i look over at billie to see her staring at me with a grin on her face. "oh god,you're going to be a great mom" she say
"you think?" i ask
"i know" she smiles before pressing a kiss against my cheek
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"i love you" we both end up saying at the same time
we both begin uncontrollably laughing at what just happened. "well shit" billie smiles before kissing me
i happily kiss back knowing she loves me and i'm not stupid.
suddenly we hear cameras going off repeatedly and turn around. we see a group of paparazzi and roll our eyes annoyingly.
i grab jayla making sure to hide her. "fucking hell" billie mumbles
"i can't even have a day with my girlfriend cause people that have nothing to do in life spy on me . miserable ass bitches,that's why y'all dad left you" she roll her eyes
we leave from the park and i look over to see jayla is now sleep.
we pull in the drive through of mcdonald's. it's rare that i eat here but i want it today. we got our food and i immediately begin eating my fries.
"can i have one?" billie asks
"you have your ownnn" i say
"but-"
"eat your own damn fries" i say taking a sip of my milkshake
"can i have some?" she asks
"you always want something! here" i say giving her the milkshake
you wanna know what her triffling ass did? she drunk half of my fucking milkshake.
"if you wanted a milkshake so bad why didn't you just order one" i say now aggravated with her ass
"because i wanted some of yours" she say trying to pass me the milkshake
"girl no,fuck you. just fucking take it,i don't even want it no more" i say
"i'll buy you another one?"
"no forget it" i say "that's why your dick small" i mumble
"what did you just say? say it louder" she say
"i said that's why your dick small and your stroke game ass" i say loud and proud
"my dick is no where near small first off. secondly,you know damn well my stroke game is amazing with the many times you orgasm" she say
"you not even all that for real" i say
"since i'm not all that,how about you go find someone with a bigger dick then huh?"
"i will! and i'll make sure they don't drink all my milkshake!!" i say aiming at her
"i'm sorry for real baby,i told you i'll buy you another!" she say
"i said forget it"
"i did but you just brought it back up,with your crazy delusional ass" she say
"i'm not crazy! you are!!"
"says the one who threatened to stab me" she say
"that wasn't even me for real" i say
"then who was it? your clone?" she asks
"nah my twin,i got a twin sister" i say
"oh, if you got one is her pussy as good as yours?"
i turn my head slowly looking at her. "so you would leave me if i actually had a twin?" i gasp
"aaliyah...what?"
"so you not gonna be like drake,when he said if you had a twin i would still choose you"
"i will baby,we were just playing around damn chill,see this is what i mean by you being delusional"
"i will shoot your ass if you keep on"
"this is exactly what i'm talking about" she mumbles
"would you still love me if i was a worm?" i ask
"no" she say
"what do you mean NO?!?" i ask
"i mean no?"
"would you still love me if i was old,bald and had no titties and i was ugly?" i ask
"no,i don't want no old lady" she say
"this is horrible" i sigh disappointedly shaking my head
"would you still love me when i get old and look like my grandma ?" i ask
"your grandma doesn't even look like a grandma first off,secondly hell yeah your grandma kinda-"
"billie. don't finish that." i deadpanned
"jayla's been too quiet,can you look back and check on her?" billie asks
i look back to see her still sleep,smiling in her sleep.
"she still sleep" i say
a/n: oh nah i'm finna ruin something
not the relationship but something
omfg i found the perfect face claim for sierra's gf and sierra ofc 🙏🏽
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