《the assistant; billie eilish》66
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right now i was waiting for claudia to get here. apparently billie and finneas was having a sister and brother day and claudia and i should have a sister in law day...whatever that means?
i'm not sure billie didn't tell me she was leaving until she left out the fucking door.
i get a text from claudia saying she's outside and i grab my keys. i leave out the house and get into the passenger side of the car.
"hi!" she smiles
"hi!" i say
"do you know what those two are doing?" she asks
"i was going to ask you! i don't know" i say
"hmm well you wanna go go-kart racing?"
"that's basically asking do you want to take a easy win...because yes i do" i smile
"oh no i'll win. you're messing with the wrong one" she laugh
"is it just me or am i hungry?"
"i'm not hungry but i could stop to get you something"
"yes please,my baby is hungry and getting on my nerves" i say
literally every single second this baby wants food and i know it's not me cause i barley use to eat one meal a day.
okay let me stop i use to eat but not THIS much. i swear this child is going to come out big and i am NOT pushing it out i'll force them to do a c section i don't care if i have a risk of dying,i'll just die.
well actually you have a risk of dying anyways as a normal person when giving birth because it's a very dangerous thing to do.
i'm scared for pushing it out. apparently giving birth is like pooping a giant watermelon. i don't think my vagina can do this.
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what if my vagina tears? what if my baby got a head so big my vagina rips? you know billie and i have big heads,that baby is gonna have a ginormous head. me personally i don't think i could have that.
is it too late to delete the fetus? yes it very much is.
i hope i die or something cause i'm scared and i still have months to go. i'm not suicidal or nothing but....
after making claudia take me to wendy's which i really absolutely hate but for some strange reason i wanted it today we are now in the way to the place.
i'm eating my chicken nuggets and drinking my lemonade. "you should've got some nuggets,these are good" i say
"i'm vegan" she say
"oh...well....i'm sorry for you. hope you get better soon,love you" i say before making a heart with my hands
"vegan food is just as good"
"oh yeah i know,mama maggie makes the chicken noodle soup for me. that is so good and the cookies she make. i'll stick to my meat though" i smile
"billie use to be vegan"
"yes she told me,she said it's the best decision she ever made was starting to eat meat!" i state
"did i mention you look pretty today?" she asks changing the topic
yeah she knows i'm right about meat being good!
"are you flirting with me claudia? that's kinda gay if you ask me" i raise my eyebrow before drinking some of my lemonade
"no,also i am gay kind of. i'm bi"
"okay bi queen! i'm gay though so...."
"i had a girlfriend once before finneas" she smiles
"ouuuu! you got to tell me about this" i say growing interested
"basically we broke up because she was like toxic and controlling. she would try to tell me what i could and couldn't wear and one day i just got tired of it and left"
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"damn" i say
"anyways...we're here" she say pulling into a parking spot
"bitch what the fuck" i say before smacking finneas upside the head
"i'm sorry damn" he say
"no fuck your sorry! how the hell did you allow someone to break into your house"
"i didn't ALLOW it dumb ass"
"well obviously you did since the ring is gone" i say
"ok the ring is gone let's focus on something else now" he roll his eyes
"boy fuck you"
"you complaining about that ring so much you don't even know you got a hickey" he say
"okay and so what? i'm not ashamed" i roll my eyes
i love it when aaliyah marks me to let other know i'm very much in a relationship. she had my ass moaning so much last night.
"everyoe now knows you've had sex last night" he say like i'm supposed to give a fuck
"first off i didn't even have sex last night! sex before marriage is very much a sin you silly goose" i say rolling my eyes
"how did aaliyah end up pregnant then?" he asks raising his eyebrow
"i don't know."
"yeah right" he scoff
"i don't know why you're the one acting all mad and shit when it was you who lost the ring you waste of oxygen whore" i fire
i see some lady looking at me strangely like i just murdered her whole family like if you don't mind your business this is not a movie to sit and watch. standing there looking like vector. i give her a look and she turns her head away quickly.
"only thing aaliyah and i did last night was makeout feeling on each other"i say
"i did not want to know that"
"i don't give a fuck. i'm going to say what i want to say" i say "the tip of her nails on the back of my neck makes me hard"
"billie i swear i'll leave you here all alone"
"i'll tell mom" i smartly reply
"why are little sisters so fucking annoying"
"because big brothers don't know how to keep a ring" i reply slickly
"billie."
"finneas."
his eyes trail over me and i turn my head seeing his ex walked into the resturant. so me being me i stood up "i'll meet you in the car"
"i swear to god if you fucking leave" he whispers
"byeee" i smile before turning around
he absolutely hates his ex so yes i'm leaving on purpose.
a/n: maybe i shouldn't have gotten nails 😕
bruh i can barely type cause i haven't had nails in awhile
eve did not take the rings 🫶🏽
obviously claudia didn't either cause she didn't know where her ring was
what if aaliyah took the rings😨
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