The next day, in the Gryffindor house, the champions of the tri-wizard tournament were taking a bath, with their eggs on the ledge. "Aaah~" Lucy. Said, sinking into the bath even more. "I can't remember the last time I had such a peaceful bath." Erza added.

"I know right, natsu is always barging in whenever I try to." Lucy sighed. Wendy, who was with them, decided not to join in their conversation and just relax. The minute the three relaxed, they heard a crash and turned their head towards the door.

There stood Natsu. Only wearing a towel.

"You decided to join us?" Erza stood up a bit, completely unfazed with the fact that natsu was only wearing a towel and she was completely naked. "No. . ." He sounded out of breath. "Then what?" Wendy asked, hiding being a counter. "The girls. . ." He looked terrified.

"They've got alcohol again!" He screamed. However, the girls didn't know what was so bad about that. They never remembered what happened when they were drunk, so they didn't know what was wrong.

"Help! Please!" Natsu begged. "Alright." Lucy said as she and the others changed, Erza not realizing that her egg fell into her pocket space.

When they got back to the common rooms, they saw all the fairy tail girls with red faces and were almost. . . Naked?! Their clothes were barley hanging onto their bodies, and they didn't care. The others who weren't mages were extremely confused and curious at the same time. But, they were smart, they decided to hid instead of facing them head on.

"What's wrong with them? And what is that?" Hermione asked/yelled. "They're — they're drunk! And that's alcohol." Natsu visually trembled in fear. "What's so wrong with them being drunk?" She asked again. "You don't know the half of it." Romeo said, as he and the other male mages entered the room.

"They become absolute monsters when they're drunk." Gajeel added. To which the others solemnly nodded to. "It can't be that bad right?" Hermione asked. Little did they know, the three who were supposed to 'help' ended up getting drunk themselves.

A sword suddenly came flying right by the boys, barley missing their heads. The tips of their hair was flying. They slowly turned their head, fearing what they would be facing. "Gimme more alcohol. I need more. I mean I'm not eeevvvveeennnnn drunk~ yet." Erza slurred.

"Was that. . . A bloody sword!?" The weasly twins said as the rest of the male Gryffindors came in. "uh huh." Was their reply. "From where?" They hesitantly pointed at the red Erza. "Gimme my booze!" She brought out another sword as was about to impale gray. Then, juvia used some water to divert it, landing right in between Ronald's legs.

He trembled in fear with the rest of them, they finally realized just how terrifying they could be. "Why'd you do," cry, "that to," cry, "Gray-sama!" Juvia bursted out in tears, clinging to gray even more than before.

"Is this normal?" Harry asked Laxus, who was chuckling lightly in the background. "Only when they're drunk, even Wendy's drunk." Laxus pointed. "That can't be true, I mean she's li —" he words trailed off as he saw a drunk Wendy, rolling around on the ground. "Bloody hell!" The males screeched.

They stared in horror as the girls were acting completely different and Erza kept pulling more sake out, which made it even worse. When Erza pulled another sword out, she didn't realize what else fell out, no one did. She was going to try and stab the guys again, but Juvia thought that she was going to stable her 'beloved' again, so she stepped in.

Right before Erza could stab anyone, Juvia tripped her, making Erza fall on top of her. Her egg fell out at that exact moment and fell.

Straight.

Through.

Juvia.

"WHAT THE FUCKK!"

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