《Bad Things》Chapter Eight - I'd castrate him and throw his balls off a cliff
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"Lea! Cora!" I scream angrily. "I'm going to kill you."
"Okay," Lea shrugs.
Cora frowns, "Why?" she asks.
"Hm, I don't know," I say and pretend to think, "Maybe it's because you two idiots got me to sleep with a murderer! He wouldn't be talking to me if it wasn't for you. I'm going to kill you both, you know, just to fit in with my sexual partners." I glare at the two, steam probably shooting out my ears.
Lea laughs, "Yeah, as if you actually got him to sleep with you. The reason we made a bet on him is because he has never slept with anyone. He's a virgin." Lea's amusement is as clear on her her face
I frown. Virgin? Jake was a virgin? No, that's impossible. Well, it's possible but...
"Oh... Um, well I'll see you guys tomorrow," I say in a rush and walk down the hall to the exit of the school.
A freaking virgin! Is that why he said no to me at first? Then what made him change his mind?
Tons of questions flood my mind as I make my way home. I guess I'll just have to avoid Jake, but most of the time avoiding people ends really badly. I'm just going to have to try, and see what happens.
I unlock my house and let out a deep sigh before trudging up the steps. I can't believe one person can be so annoying.
I walk into my room, and the only person I didn't want to see is standing in my room, holding my USB.
My eyes widen and my heart rate picks up as I stare at Jake in shock. "It's... Um, it's just homework..." My eyes trail down to my USB and back up to his smirking face.
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No. No. No. He couldn't have found it. This is horrible! Maybe he doesn't know what's on it...? Please God, help me.
"Well, you're definitely getting an A for this assignment." He holds it up, a amused expression on his face again.
If I was a zombie, I'd eat his brain first. Then I'd castrate him and throw his balls off a cliff.
"Jake..." I whisper and purse my lips, walking towards him so I can steal it back before anyone else finds out.
He throws it up into the air and I quickly catch it, relief flowing through me.
"Don't worry, Cookie. I've made copies," he states and winks.
"What do you want?" I stare down at the little device I should have destroyed long ago. He wouldn't have made copies if he didn't want something.
"I want you to land me a date with Candace Peters," he tells me.
"Jake, please. She doesn't date anyone, she just sleeps around. It's impossible." I just feel like rolling up into a ball on the floor and crying.
Why did Jake fucking Dubois have to happen to me? Why couldn't it be any other girl? Like, literally, any other girl.
"Hm, then I guess I'm going to have to play this video in assembly, in front of all the teachers and the student body. Maybe even a few parents, if we get lucky." He walks up to me and takes my arm, pulling me into him.
I try to get my arm out of his grip but it's too strong, and all my attempts fail. "Are you done?" he asks. I look up into his eyes and he seems to be bored. Well, I guess my amazing escape plan didn't work. I tug again, shaking my head.
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"Jake, I don't want you touching me," I spit. The amount of hate I feel for this boy is just growing by the second. He wants to date Candace! That stupid whore!
"That Candace girl, she offered to sleep with me. I want to play with her. I need to get a date with her so I can get her to fall in love with me," he says and picks up a section of my hair, twirling it around his fingers with his available hand, "I need to make sure that the whole school knows; nobody speaks to me, unless I talk to them. No way in hell am I actually sleeping with her."
"Wait, you want to hurt her?" I ask, confused.
He nods. "She thinks she rules the school, and she kind of does, so I need to rule her to be able to rule the school. As soon as I find whatever I need to find, you and your little video won't be necessary," he explains to me and then let's me go.
"Won't be necessary..." I look down at the USB again, frowning.
"Mhm, unless you want to sleep with me again. I want you to pretend I don't exist after it's over. I'll do the same for you. I can't keep my reputation up if I have an adorable and beautiful girl talking to me."
I lick my lips and nod, "After we find whatever you want from Candace, you'll destroy the copies? Everything," I ask.
He nods and smiles, "Nobody will ever see it. Asher will just never know you exist."
"W-What?" I whisper.
He laughs, "Seriously? I mean, I mentioned you the conversation and Asher had no idea who you were. Kinda sad, if you ask me."
"Well nobody is asking you, asshole," I state, a tear slipping down my cheek. "I'll do it. I'll help you. Now please just get out."
He frowns, his entire demeanor changing. "Cookie, I'm sorry. I didn't mean-"
"That my crush doesn't like me back? Actually, you did mean that. Guess what, I knew that already. I don't care! Now get the fuck out before I call the cops and explain how you broke into my house," I scream, pointing at my room door.
He puts his hands up in defeat and walks out without another word.
I quickly get a lighter from my draw and burn the metal tip of the USB before putting it under cold water and then throwing it away.
I should have done that a long time ago.
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