Virat -

Rohit - I describe a meme and my personal assistant finds it

Virat - Get lost I just happened to see it

Rahul - Mahi bhai 💕

Jaddu - Why does Ro look so thin in the picture?

Shikhar - When was this picture taken? Which year?

Virat - Its a meme for god sake, its edited, Ro can never be thin

Bhuvi - That meme makes so much sense

Jinks - Considering how dependent Ro and Vi are on Mahi bhai its so true

Ash -Mahi bhai does all the work you should rather say

Rohit - Who said? We also lead the team

Rohit - Though Mahi bhai is the master brain because Virat is useless

Virat - Who said I am useless? Mahi bhai helps because its his duty as the ex - captain

Jinks - What is the duty? Resolving Rohirat fight?

Ash - These two literally go begging to Mahi bhai like help us what to do and now showing attitude

Kuldeep - Mahi bhai is best

Jassi - He is the best captain

Virat - You mean I am not a good captain?

Jassi - No you are

Rohit - Then you mean I am not a good captain

Jassi - When did I say that?

Virat - You just said Mahi bhai is best

Jaddu - You mean to say that Mahi bhai is not?

Virat - He is

Rohit - He is the best Virat, arrogant man

Rohit - After Mahi bhai its me

MSD - I love the respect but I have no energy to solve a fight again

Hardik - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Rahul - What is this new way of laughing?

Shreyas - Break laughing and Harry you took my sound interpretation job.

Yuzi - How much did you earn on that?

Rahul - More than you did on TikTok

Hardik - Burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Jaddu - I am calculating

Bhuvi - What are you calculating?

Hardik - Exactly a person who doesnt know math is calculating

Jassi - Look at yourself before commenting

Hardik - I know maths I will show you - 1+1 = 11, 2+2= 22, 3+3 = 33

Rahul - Do I even know you?

Kuldeep - I forgot Harry already

Jassi - I am trying to as well

Jaddu - Done

Bhuvi - What?

Jaddu - Calculating the no. of crores Yuzi lost

Kuldeep - Why did he loose crores

Jaddu - His side business closed

Kuldeep - You had a business Yuzi that got closed down? Why didnt you tell me about it?Do you need any help ?

Virat - It was his main business, his only form of earning, Kuliya

Jaddu - Yes, he is going through huge financial crisis now

Virat - How many crores did he loose again Jaddu?

Jaddu - I didnt tell that even once and you are asking again

Rohit - And you call me dumb Virat

Jaddu - He lost 200 crores

Virat - Thats too much Jad be reasonable, we dont want him to go bankrupt

Jaddu - Sorry, one 0 extra, only 20 crores.

Yuzi - What are you guys even talking about

Virat - the amount of money you lost because of the closing of your business, we are with you Yuzi

Kuldeep - what business?

Jaddu - Tik tok tik tok

Yuzi - That was not my business

Rohit - Did you just forget all the times we advised you not to depend on tik tok for a living but you said that its none of our business, now suffer losses.

Yuzi - Rohitaaa betrayed me

Jinks - Indian gov. saved the reputation of team India

Shikhar - Desh wasi ek dusre ki madad nahi karege toh kaun karega?

Jaddu - You sound like a patriot

Rohit - Nahi banda bas duniya ko dekh raha hain finally aur usse duniya mein kya ho raha tha pata chal raha aur ussa bhura lag raha hain aur usse kuch karna hain

Rohit - Its so hard to type hindi in english

Hardik - leave that, I had just got tiktok to do time pass what do I do now?

MSD - I need a PUBG player

Hardik - Bye guys, coming Mahi bhai

Virat - Thanks for taking him away

Bhuvi - at the rate of which Yuzi's tiktok videos were getting worse, I thought ki yeh naak katwayega

Yuzi - My tiktoks were getting better by the day, this ban spoiled everything

Hardik - Oh my god, tik tok spoils the life of a 29 year old cricketer, #bantiktok

Shreyas - *sniffs* I cant even interpret the sound of all fake crying for the fact that Yuzi's life got destroyed

Jassi - Ask Kuli, he will send you a voice note of him crying for Yuzi

Kuldeep - I am happy is got banned, I was thinking that if he doesnt abandon tiktok I will abandon him

Yuzi - I didnt expect this from you Kuliya

Rahul - Yuzi be like, I cant believe that Modiji was on the side of YouTube in Tiktok vs Youtub

MSD - Modiji ka pata nahi, I was totally hoping this happens

Virat - Warna humari bani banayi izzat loot jaati

Rohit - Ya you mean humari (Me and Mahi bhai)

Virat - I meant (Me and Mahi bhai ONLY)

Shikhar - ROHIRAT rift Indian cricket pe sabse bada dhaag hain

Shikhar - correction - false rift

Jaddu - Epic bro mere saath replies dena aur bahut kuch seekh rahe ho haan

Ash - Exactly, he is learning a little bit too much, he went on a horse ride right after lockdown

Jinks - I knew it would be Jaddu's suggestion

Hardik - NO ONE NO ONE asked me why I typed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah

Virat- Did Mahi bhai get annoyed and send you back again

Rohit - Ya Harry's virtual annoying

Virat - Thats an art Harry has mastered

Rohit - The only art he has you mean?

Virat - Exactly 😂😂

Ash - Funny how they randomly reconcile

Jassi - Harry, 1. isnt your baby sleeping? 2. Are you in pain because why ah?

Rahul - Marking the slightest things Jassi

Bhuvi - Are you blind because they were the obvious things

Hardik - I was typing with one finger thats why

Jaddu - That makes such a big difference

Hardik - Can someone just ask me why I typed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha

Jassi - You wanted us to spot the odd one out

Shreyas - Its the second last one

Hardik - Sory ask me why I typed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah

Yuzi - Are you in pain because you saw me in pain?

Jinks - How is the banning of one useless app putting you in pain?

Rahul - Like this -

Virat - From the Indian Cricket team who would like to draft a solemn letter to Warner?

Shikhar - Good move Vi, this will strengthen the diplomatic ties between Aus and India

Rohit - Isnt your marriage with Ayesha bhabhi enough for that?

Shikhar - It should be but I was taking about the political ties

Jaddu - Cricket ties?

Jinks - You sounded sensible when you said that

Hardik - Doubt what do you mean by cricket ties

Jassi - He doesnt mean letting Aus win, calm the horses of your brain down Harry

Hardik - I dont have horses in my brain

MSD - what are you doing here harry

Rohit - Appeared at the right time bhai

Virat - Ro are you thinking what I am?

Ro- Are you thinking what I am?

Rahul - Great telepathy but what exactly are you guys thinking?

Virat - Mahi bhai type a letter to Warner

Rohit - From our team's behalf

MSD - WHY?

Virat - To solemnize with his loss

Rohit - Of tiktok, complete your sentences Vi

Jaddu - But tiktoks are ba in India only

Virat - Most off his videos were based on Indian tiktoks

Bhvi - Amazing noticing skills

Rohit - I told him that, thanks

Virat - Mahi bhai right the letter

MSD - Are you serious?

Rohit - What else

Jinks - If you both are not dependent on Mahi bhai then write the letter yourself and prove it

Virat - Lets show them what we can do Ro

Rohit Challenge excepted

MSD - You are my dearest kid Jinks

Virat - ME?

Rohit - Me?

MSD - Are you writing the letter or not

Virat - Bye come ro

Rohit - Bye com Vi

Ash - Where come come go to personal chat and start discussing

Hardik - Some one ask me why I typed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Rahul - Bata bhi de mere bhai

Hardik - Why admi has bhi nahi sakta kya?

Hardik - You have a problem with me laughing also?

Bhuvi - I knew it, it had to be something dumb

Jassi - I will kick you out of the group Harry

Hardik - You cant, Mahi bhai is captain

Hardik - I mean admin

MSD - So?

Hardik - Ya so I am safe, I am your favorite duh

MSD - You think?

Hardik - What?😭😭

MSD - Another senseless message from you and you are out Harry

Hardik - Okay Mahi bhai

Virat - Dear Warner,

We express a lot of (like more than we did for Yuzi) grief because of the closing of your business because of the banning of Tiktok in our country, India. We totally understand your loss and pain (Yuzi does, not us, not me and Ro to be precise). Tiktok played a very important role in your life, in your entertainment (through which you thought you were entertaining us but trust me you were not), your tiktoks made us think you would have done so well in bollywood (as Tiger Shroff if you can do 5 flips or Varun Dhawan, that will be perfect for you considering you do tiktok so overacting in in you). You can still make tiktoks and post them in your insta page, but Indians may not comment and like (they will abandon you) they are way to patriotic. We wish the best for your future (though we will win against you and spoil it).

Warm regards,

Indian Cricket team

Rohit - We wrote this how is it?

Rahul - The Varun Dhawan thing is lit

Jaddu - Ask him if he needs financial help

Jinks - Are you kidding me?

Hardik - No he is right, tell him we dont mind donating

Shreyas - I do, because we should donate money to our team member Yuzi first.

Jassi - That letter is ..

Kuldeep - No words

Yuzi - Thats insulting and dumb

MSD - are those brackets going as well?

Virat - they are the best part

Rohit - Ya I think we should ask him if he needs financial help also Virat

Virat - Yes I will add that

MSD - Its not good to rub salt on wounds so stop with it

Virat - Noooo

Rohit - We want to send it

MSD - Then you two are out of this group

Hardik - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahha ha ah ah ah ha ha ha

Jassi - Kick him out too

Hardik - Insaan hass bhi nahi sakta

MSD - Harry

Hardik - Sorry

MSD - good

Yuzi - I have an idea, I will go to Australia

Kuldeep - Why?

Yuzi - TikTok works there

MSD - It takes 2 seconds for me to kick you out